Lets say your born in the star wars universe, what do you do? bounty hunter, jedi, sith, normal person, sentor...

Lets say your born in the star wars universe, what do you do? bounty hunter, jedi, sith, normal person, sentor? what planet would you come from?

what era would you be in? clone wars? mandalore war? sith vs jedi war?

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I would have sex with aliens

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u just know i'd be haulin ass to the degobah system to get a taste of that yodussy

Id be a Jedi in the clone wars era, taken away from Naboo at the age of 4. With Shaak Ti as my master

I would be papaltine level of power in the force though.

After the purge is just run away with Riyo Chuchi and start a family.

would learn with the jedi so i could use the force to convince weak willed people to suck my dick and give me money, then maybe create a new jedai order where we consider both jedi and sith teachings gay

I would be on Coruscant producing propaganda for the Empire (formerly the Republic) and then I'd also be editing propaganda for the New Republic. My life wouldn't change significantly outside of that one time Palpatine got kidnapped.

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all of these depend mainly on the conditions I would be born in, so it's not much of a choice.
But bounty hunting seems like a fun career, more yet if you get to do it while being Force sensitive, like Asajj did, and speaking of which, I would make some dathomirian babies

They wouldnt fuck you. You would live in some mudhut shithole just like now and praise whatever imperial boot pushed your face deeper into the mud, just like you do now

sex with ashoka.

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nomadic cyber punk hacker on coruscant. everything i need is on me (nomad lifestyle, cyber decks etc)
i'd have small stations made from scrapped tech dotted in the depths of the city, in abandoned dangerous places that act as hubs
i'd spend my time infiltrating and archiving data - people will come to me for contracts involving data to help hunt enemies, or to oppose their business rivals etc
on a side note, imagine searching for anything cyberpunk related is fucked since the game released it seems

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>people will come to me for contracts involving data to help hunt enemies, or to oppose their business rivals etc
aka i want to get killed by a bounty hunter who wants info or arrested by the jedi or palps for stealing data

why yes i would be a bounty hunter

honestly not that hard. ashoka fell for the 1st attractive guy she saw almost instantly.

>hur dur every BH is bobofett equivalent in skill
>hur dur jedi are magical beings who are omnipresent police
i think the star wars EU is fucking retarded, but even i have the base level knowledge to know what you said was fucking retarded

>i'd be a super special epic guy doing cool shit
Theres trillions of people in the galaxy. You'd most likely be a slave or a wagie in some polluted neon shithole living in a pod. The most excitement you could expect would be getting a job on a freighter where you stare at hyperspace for weeks to months and hope pirates dont fuck your shit up.

>>hur dur jedi are magical beings who are omnipresent police
literally what they were in the clone wars.

but if you manage to piss off palps your head will meet a red saber

>it was like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea

unless your born force senstive

Drop me into the era of the new sith wars, just wanna see jedi and sith kill each other

a slavemonger with a predilection for young togruta whores.

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except I would pay for it with what little Republic credits I'm able to scrounge up from farming

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Ideally shipping tibanna gas from Bespin to the core worlds, collecting whatever Confederate war surplus I can find along the way.

I’d drink a lot of beer, wear furs and have a pet Rancor