and why does Dante look like DarkSydePhil?
Holy shit why does Clerks 3 looks like it's fucking terrible?
Christian Flores
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Liam Johnson
>here are those kids I was telling you about
William Ross
>why does Dante look like DarkSydePhil?
Bugged life mechanics.
Lincoln Collins
This is the kind of thing Randall would've made fun of in the first movie.
Blake Torres
Who asked for this?
Wyatt Thompson
are they finally gonna run out of luck and get shot by negroes
Blake Phillips
Brian O'Halloran is 12 and 1/2 years older than Darksydephil and has an actual job
I think rosario o dawson is in better shape then kat too
David Mitchell
what is that thing behind the Pig Roach?
Aaron Lewis
damn that would be funny
Henry Richardson
Kevin Smith is like the Adam Sandler of gen-X indie shit. He just keeps making movies to hire his friends who can't get work anywhere else
Zachary Howard
I watched Clerks (1) and didn't find it entertaining. I stopped watching Clerks 2 after about 15 minutes.
So I guess third one can't be any better.
Cooper Ramirez
2 was also bad, and the 3 being worse is meta-meta comedy, or alpha-comedy
Noah Bell
>*turn on clerks 3*
>Dante: "wait a minute, you sucked HOW MANY DICKS???"
>*camera pans out and we see Dante is talking to Jay and Silent Bob
>*turn off clerks 3*
Easton Morales
How old are you and do you have any friends?
Kayden Scott
DAYUM, YOU GOT CA-CA-CA-OLD!
Evan Butler
What does that have to do with the quality of a film
Jordan Roberts
Relatability, I find people who don't have friends or who haven't experienced things tend to not like movies about those things.
Noah Scott
>Did Randal just call Mr Dante a nigger?
Based
Clerks 2 is based
Oliver Anderson
i feel bad, i don't hate Kevin Smith, he's an okay guy but holy shit it's depressing that the guy who made one of the best independent films makes so much garbage
Ryder Allen
Kevin Smith’s accountants, probably
Dylan Morales
27 and yes I have friends
Anthony Foster
>you don't like clerks 2
>well thats because you weren't a loser who worked fast food in his 30s, bullied literal high school kids who are supposed to be there, and watched a guy fuck a donkey for his birthday.
yeah that must be it. the movie couldn't possibly just be bad.
Camden Roberts
It's not that surprising.
Clerks was a very personal window into Kevin Smith's life. His life was grinding away waging to afford to follow his dreams, playing hockey and smoking weed. We got a very honest and funny comedy out of that.
Then he made it big and we realised he didn't have all that much to say.
Chasing Amy and Dogma are still good though.
Jackson Smith
Are you saying any time a person criticizes a film it stems from a lack of relatability?
Brayden King
I saw clerks when I was 17. The sequel, give or take, 29ish? Idk, the films encapsulate some of the feelings, especially losing high school friends.
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Charles Collins
>27 dicks
Xavier Ross
these guys are like 60 years old
Oliver Mitchell
The stuff Kevin Smith made in the 90s (incl. Clerks Animated) was good, the stuff he made after the 90s, was bad.
That's all you need to know.
John Davis
he didn't become an insufferable pothead until he met Seth Rogan on Zach and Miri and it ruined both him and his career
Logan Murphy
>that fucking mullet
Why does everyone seem to have a fucking mullet all of a sudden?
Isaiah Phillips
An Evening With Kevin Smith is also pretty good, actually funnier than his movies
Carson Carter
>he didn't become an insufferable pothead until he met Seth Rogan
No. We didn't KNOW he was an insufferable pothead until he started Smodcast straight after he released Zach and Miri.