>be Ewan McGregor
>constantly star in gay shit
>be disgusted by fans shipping you with your hot male co-star
Is he a hypocrite or just retarded?
Be Ewan McGregor
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Sometimes you dont want to see a gaping asshole out of nowhere
Because fucking autistic weirdos are drawing pornography of him and then SENDING IT TO HIM
He can’t sign it in case it’s passed off as his own art.
I hate when that happens
Difference between pretending to act intimate with another actor vs getting sent detailed art and writing of him being gay
not everyone browses Any Forums 24/7 and has become desentized to the worst humanity has to offer
He secretly masturbates to those works, sent him more
Oh I'm sure he does
Then why was I forced to look at Ewan's gaping asshole?
bump
What did Hayden mean by this?
Hayden was going for the cheek. Ewan wanted the mouth.
Lewd! Is this how Jedis greet one another? Is that why Annakin destroyed the Jedi school? As recompense for years of Obi Wans abuse?
>writing of him being gay
isn't that literally what a movie script with a gay role is
Yes, Obi-Wan was a sick fuck and raped him for years. Later on Anakin took special pleasure from killing the younglings because they reminded him of his own young weak self who couldn't stop his pedo Master.
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not canon
Non-paraphiliacs are disgusted by homosexuality
Obi Wan cant keep getting away with it!!
But this is
Relentless handsomeness.
what the fuck
Watch Velvet Goldmine (1998)