Bald

>Bald
>Manlet
>Unfunny
How is Statham one of the world's most successful actors?

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>>Bald
>>Manlet
only bald manlets care about this

he is literally you

positive canthal tilt+warrior skull

>unfunny
he literally has the best comedic timing in hollywood rn

>>Unfunny
He hasn't seen Spy.

Masculine and likeable

FUCK YOU CHELIOS

That skull, features and bear are truly the best a white hairlet can wish

Being chad is 100% mindset. I’m 5’6 and have acne scars like Freddy Krueger got me, and I just bagged a solid 9 two weeks ago. Licked her feet and went balls deep for 10 minutes until I blasted on my deep space bedsheets. Act like you’re a chad, women think you’re a chad. I’ve fucked way too many beautiful girls way out of my league to believe otherwise.

which one are you?

bald

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this Statham is actually very funny and has confidence without seeming like a total narcissist douche, like Vin Disel. Are you sure u dont mean vin disel?

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Because women buy tickets to anything he's in, duh.

He's a pretty tough looking guy. Even for a baldie. He has a pretty kino face.

Since we're on the topic of insecurities, it's funny how you didn't mention unfunny

he's average height

>crank
>crank 2: High Voltage
>crank 3: Don't Breathe
>Transporter movies
These movies were the John Wick of their day

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You say
>Bald
>Manlet
>Unfunny
I say relatable to any average person.

Nice cope. Women laugh at baldies and manlets irl.

You are saying people view Statham the same way I view Goose?

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