/med/ - sniff edition

How am I a lazy diaspora the first one up again

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To smell just one Dutch ass before i die broz. I would give it all up for a Dutch butt...

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I never bake

>been working for 1h per day
>congradulated for how quick and efficient i am
bros

I also hardly work and I'm congratulated for doing things well all the time.

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Hello is this the coomer thread with pretty girls and big butts

>just assigned me on helping the office retard
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Hello /med.
Yesterday some girl at a pparty gave me a head massage and I forgot how good female contact felt.

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>listening to a nice song
>nigger starts rapping
why do they have to ruin old songs for nigger screaming? it sucks big time

Henlo med, I made a weird dream when I was in some sort of commute train going to school with a big backpack. There were familiar faces inside, then I saw Erling Haaland and talked to him about his season, he was a nice guy.
Then we headed into a weird place with synthwave color and tunnels and there was a big fight with everyone inside, I punched some kids and then I woke up.

Is this common in women in your country, /med/?

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Please stop posting retarded tiktok videos

Did you get her number?

mommy

>Yesterday some girl at a pparty gave me a head massage and I forgot how good female contact felt.
That sounds amazing. I can almost - almost- imagine it.

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Slooow

work

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Need to write the mail as soon as possible

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Can’t wait to eat sushi tomorrow (it’s my cheat day)
I will order 300 nigiri and stuff them in my mouth

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You can do it fren it’s just an email

Is it the med meetup with the American girl ?

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No I think she ghosted me probably because I asked her how tall she was kek
Me and my gf are still going THO

Sure but I'm afraid they will refuse my request
Well too bad for her, enjoy your sushis fren

Marathoned the first 23 minutes of The Shinning, it's very boring as of now, Kubrick is disappointing me after watching Eyes Wide Shut.

Just send it fren I will pray for you
Also yes we will enjoy our sushi I might post some pics tomorrow since the thread is always slow during the saturday

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Kek sounds like a cozy but eventful dream
Nah she's a coworker I know. She has a bf I think but she's been very touchy feely with me lately, taking my arm or poking me in the abs and stuff. I think she's like that with many people so probably nothing serious.
It's amazing but really disheartening how easy it breaks all the barriers in your brain and body. She gave me something I forgot I needed deep down. It's like exercising a muscle you never knew was there in the first place.

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Good morning /med/

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