What are the most historically accurate shows and movies about ancient Rome?

What are the most historically accurate shows and movies about ancient Rome?

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This guy is in jail now

Good. Now he can get a taste of the real Africa in his booty hole.

what did the lil nigga do

Was complaining about lack of gentrification in historically black neighbourhoods while kgjoreing systemic oppression. Now every time he sits down he will remember the black struggle lmao.

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You're trying too hard.

Ben Hur maybe. Or Gladiator.

>Ihr seid verfluchte hunde!

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>DUDE ROME

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I, Claudius (1976)
which, ironically, is a total fabrication

>you lil cracka niggas got dem licences fo callin us uncivilised n shiet nigga

Ugly people should not be allowed on TV.

Seethe NCRetard

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Would you stop posting, would I?

What are some barbarian kinos?

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This movie perfectly recreated ancient battles

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>literally modifies reply just to avoid giving (you) to someone on the internet
>hurrrr you’re trying too hard

dios mio.

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how did romans have heated floors

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mustard gas

Incredible things are possible when your race has a median IQ over 100

He complained about how there's no food in new york. He said hr went in like 5 grocery store and all they were selling was junk food

Pure magic like, vile nilotic rites.

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describe how they did it then

>moved to NYC for work
>made a tiktok saying "Wow isn't it weird that none of these grocery stores actually sell groceries"
>immediately got fired for racism, somehow
Free country btw

that requires a furnace being tended for every room on a floor, with fireproof access for slaves

>This movie perfectly recreated ancient battles
>watches webm
>"Holy shit this guy is a fucking idiot"

>he doesn't have the funds to build a multi-story villa with heated floors
Pleb detected, go back to whatever provincial backwater you oozed out of.

And what of Good Solonius?

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>This movie perfectly recreated ancient battles

Tetsudo would be to protect from arrows or thrown projectiles. I'm also really sick of the "shirtless insane rabble of barbarians" trope.

>Seething germcucks

where is this guy from?

Kek

I'm no expert on neither Roman nor Greek architecture but I'm fairly certain that at least moderately sized private homes made do with one furnace for the entire complex.
Larger public buildings like baths? Yeah Fairly certain they wanted to be able to regulate the heat for specific rooms.

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that's normal heating not heated floors

The Midwest. His name is Griff Green.

>when your race has a median IQ over 100

they didn't. They were hard carried by geniuses

>shirtless insane rabble of barbarians" trope.
I wonder if even a single people fought like that
Neolithic niggers didn't fought like that
I think if you train chimpanzees to fight with spears they won't fight like that
The dumbest barbarians in the planet that know what a spear and a shield was can figure out a shield wall

Now this is cope