Why is Iran taking Armenia’s side on the conflict...

Why is Iran taking Armenia’s side on the conflict, even though Iran and Azerbaijan are both Shia and Iran has a huge Azeri population?

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Something about Iran benefiting from having a border with armenistan

Are Iran and Azerbaijan's relations really that bad? The only really obvious thing that stands out is Azerbaijan's friendly relations with Israel

shia–sunni relations are mostly irrelevant in explaining how middle eastern geopolitics work. it's usually iran vs status quo (turkey, usa, saudi arabia and israel hegemony)
and turkey supports azerbaijan

Azeri is one of the most atheist countries in the world

The Azeri government is hostile to Iran's ideology

Root of Azeri-Iranian tensions are Iranian fears that Azerbaijan will rile up Azeris in Northeast Iran and potentially try to make them secede from Iran to join Azerbaijan. Relations are also bad because of Azerbaijan's close relationship with Israel but that's an effect and not an original cause.

Not true at all

*Northwest Iran

Makes sense, thanks for the answer

I'll explain it to you, ignore every other retard who posts in this thread except since they have no idea what they're talking about.

-Sovietbaijan is a meme country invented by the Russians in 1918 after they beat Iran in a war and took our land
-Sovietbaijan stole the name of a region of Northwest Iran, the real Azerbaijan was always south of the Aras river. Sovietbaijan's original name was Shirvan.
-Sovietbaijanis claim Iranian history, culture, and land
-Sovietbaijanis promote separatism in our land while denying the same for Armenians in "their" land
-Armenians never did any of the terrible things that Sovietbaijanis did
-Armenians are great people who we get along with and Armenians are among the most loved ethnic minorities in Iran, they have contributed so much to our society and culture despite only numbering around 100,000.

Also, being Shia doesn't mean anything. We fought an 8 year war with Iraq despite them being majority Shia and Bahrain hates Iran despite being majority Shia. Oman is Iran's main Arab friend and they're Ibadhi.

That being said, Iran will never attack Sovietbaijan because it would cause a war with the Anatolian doner kebap vendors and Anatolian doner kebap vendors aren't considered an enemy of the mullahs. Most Iranian Azeris like Sovietbaijan but they don't view their meme state as their country, they just view them as their cousins who got separated because Russians stole them. There is a tiny minority of Azeri separatists in Iran but they're mostly cringy larpers on the internet who nobody takes seriously and everybody mocks.

t. Cisgender agnostic Iranian male

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welcome to caucasus

Azerbaijan views Iran as a powerful regional threat that meddles in their affairs. A popular theory was that Iran orchestrated a coup recently in Azerbaijan.

You could do this with many instances in history. Thirty Years War for example - Why didn't England join in on the protestant side? Why did France join the protestant side despite being catholic? Why did the Swedes treat their German protestant allies so miserably despite being the same confessional as them?

All of these questions have simple, rational explanations that are due to politics

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>agnostic

Become Catholic

You're not as smart as you think are, kid. The reality is, Sovietbaijan promotes separatism in Iran (and has failed miserably at it) and Iran promotes radical Shia Islam in Sovietbaijan (and has failed miserably at it). Sovietbaijan is a meme country with a stolen name and Armenians are a great, honorable, resilient people.

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Azerbaijan is not a real country. Kind of like kosovo except azeri were incoporated into iranian society unlike albanians outbreeding the serbs.

Oh okay so what you're saying is I'm right and that you agree with me but you're too narcissistic to admit it so just post more stuff that agrees with what I said to make people think you're smart. Gotcha, Get help bro.

Iranian Azeris weren't "incorporated" or "assimilated" into Iranian society, dummy. They're Iranian people who always lived in Iran who got linguistically Turkified.

The Azerbaijani (Northwest Iranian) dialect of Oghuz Turkish is the most Persianized Turkic language because it was literally created by Iranian peasants who were forcefully Turkified by Central Asian nomads.

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Cope about it. The bottom line is they became cultural outsiders when they became turkicized. They were originally caucasian and armenian before they became persified anyway.

Is the whole thing kicking off again?

Idiot, Iranian Azeris are mostly descendants of Medes who are the ancestors of Kurds and the rest of the people of Northern Iran

Sovietbaijanis are a mixture of Medes and Dagestanis and Caucasian Albanians, most of their ancestry is Mede though since most of them are from Baku and Lenkaran (Center and South). The ones in the North are more Dagestani/Caucasian Albanian, the ones in the South and Center are more Iranian.

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>why did Russia attack Ukraine even though they believe in the same god and Ukraine has a huge russian population?

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Sometimes Anatolian doner kebap vendors and Sovietbaijani Shirvanis tell the truth, but it's not often.

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Why did Azeris keep their Russian sounding names?

The Turks and the Iranians are battling out their ancient rivalry over an ancient piece of land which switched loyalty back and forth between the Romans and Persians. We are seeing the same thing again but with Turks and Iranians.

Because the whole reason Sovietbaijan exists in the first place is because of Russians. Without Russians, they would've never had their meme country, their meme identity, and their secularism. They owe their existence to Russians. If it weren't for Russians, they'd just be an irrelevant province of Northern Iran. They even speak Russian in their daily lives and most of their diaspora lives in Russia working as fruit vendors in Moscow.

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We have no "rivalry" with Anatolian doner kebap vendors anymore, that ended when Bedouin Arabs destroyed the Ottoman kebab vendor empire in the deserts 100 years ago. We just view them as a vacation resort with corny soap operas and doner kebap, they view us as a Sharia state and the gateway for all the Afghan and Pakistani hordes making their way to Anatolia.

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