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youtu.be/vLlWrt-zmTo?t=583

tf does that mean?

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scientists about to discover mikeys origins

Might not brush my teeth lol

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got no time for cock teasers i need to COOM

sucking a poo

mad how david tennant is coming back to dr who
why dont they write something new instead of bringing back old shite
its the same with everything - sequel this prequel that
JUST WRITE NEW STORIES
sick of it

fucked it

Bet she won't even respond but I really don't get women who act like this on the apps

Like do you wanna meet someone or what?

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i didnt even say that the document doesnt exist
you just wont try and find it because every time we talk (i dont ask for your input and would rather you not talk to me) you go full fetal position mode and shit and piss your pants and act like a spastic every time after 5 minutes

coom at will

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I've got one tooth that's just ever so slightly out of line with the others, and just before I brush my teeth I get a toothpick, dig out the mushy white gunk that's accumulated next to said tooth over the course of the day, then rub it between my fingers and sniff it for a few minutes. If it's been maturing all day, it's practically pestilential. The other day there was a particularly stubborn piece of pork left stuck in there overnight, and the following morning it stank like raw sewage.

yeah not sure how to crosslink but those curious should still be able to follow it

absolutely donald ducked it

druggie looking wench

youtu.be/-qSa3k8kx9c
>this is how greek boomers lived while they accumulated denbts for the younger generations to pay off
I-it's not fair bros

requires 3 meme arrows, dw it's every day is someone's first day

>may I
the two worst words you can say to a woman

buggered it

leave it on reddit next time

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might have a cheese and bacon toastie on the george foreman grill tomorrow xx

sucking an elux

>tomorrow
why tell us now then
greedy nonce

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even cbd weed makes me think too much. a reflection of my horrid overreactive mind. all you cunts are on easy mode. i need benzos just to be on your level

still screaming at that stupid old bugger who fell over
you STUPID OLD CUNT

thoughts on poo?
thoughts on niggers?
thoughts on dare i say it, pooey niggers?

also, did joe biden pay for his son hunter biden when he was paintings, supplies like oil paint?

I MEAN

i UI NEA
I MEAN

did joe biden even pay for hunters painting hobby using the US treasury funds?

thoughts on hairlines

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piss off
back from your ban are you?

Might get some panini buns from 'rrisons tomorrow and concoct something very similar to this but with chicken too

get tae fuck, thought i'd inform everyone about the nosh beforehand

>You're not worth my time. Feel free to unmatch after you read this.

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kill yourself in real life, im not joking

reckon ive just witnessed you make a threat against me

>while they accumulated denbts

You still believe in that myth? After 10 years?

just farted and woke catberg up

mates gf is fit as fuck but speaks proper chavvy and is a massive pain in the arse

retarded faggot

Dad's dad was born before Sgt Peppers came out and often regales us with stories about commanding a regiment of Scotsmen in the first Iraq war often before bed time (nightmares guaranteed). He served again in Iraq after 9/11 but was discharged after his humvee got road bombed on his way to a stand up comedy show. My father, I didn't meet him, he was born I think in 1992, or 93 so some time after grandfather's first tour. He served in the Navy briefly, I'll likely be the first in my male line to NOT serve in the military, because I'm English.

is it ethan payne?

That hairline be like "I abdicate"

What's swfl?

So I try to say goodbye, my friend
I'd like to leave you with something warm
But never have I been a blue calm sea
I have always been a storm

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Et tu, Moni?

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Emma Watson poo barm for tea.

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>My father, I didn't meet him, he was born I think in 1992, or 93

wat

yeah?
takes one to know one

> regales us with stories about commanding a regiment of Scotsmen in the first Iraq war often before bed time
such as

mental how, now that i have entered the middle class i can finally see how blind you are to this system and how it works

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fancy some nosh but don't want to fuck my insulin levels

DONE 'IM
ONLY GONE AND DONE' IM
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

youtu.be/rdHeJdzNxuo
What do you think of the songs fellow expatriate?

me showing the gf to my mates

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>dads dad was born before sgt peppers came out
hello toddler

RESPEKT

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>A dwarf took h

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desperately need her to gain weight she looks so drawn

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Jesus, boring and autistic opener. Level up your game m8

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I literally think I am like Ryan Gosling and I am the protagonist in some dystopian future film/series that was produced in the 1980s, that's what I do when I feel sad. Like all those scenes in Blade Runner where he's all depressed and fed up. Not joking.

israel co. ltd. tm. (c) israel

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Why are you asking me this?

Every night you do not come
Your softness fades away
Did I ever really care that much
Is there anything left to say?

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got my bum out

mason jar lemonade and EMERGE chugjug

*bangs the ceiling with a broom handle*
Oi, we're trying to sleep down here you soft CUNT

YOU SHUT YOU RMOUTH
HOW CAN YOU SAY
I GO ABOUT THINGS MY OWN WAY

Why the fuck do zoomers all have man purses now