Americans don't even have to park their own cars at their 130k water cooler conversation jobs

>Americans don't even have to park their own cars at their 130k water cooler conversation jobs
These people have reached a quality of living which is completely unimaginable to any non-American. To a europoor valet parking is exclusive at the most expensive restaurants and hotels. For Americans it's a part of their every day office life.

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You literally cannot suffer if you are an American.

Why not move here and discover TRUE LUXURY? I recommend Oakland, Cleveland, Philadelphia, or Ft. Lauderdale

i wish i was american and not french FUCK

I wonder if that job pays well. Imagine just getting paid to park some cunts car and watch a security camera all day instead of being forced to do some shit tier physically demanding manual labor job. Fuck I need a job with fuck all effort and responsibility.

I bet even the valet guy makes $100k a year.
We can't, the Us is off limits for yuropoors.

Tell me about Palm Beach
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If that was ocd how do you explain the yellow car parked in the middle row on the left?

Americans have a habit of creating useless jobs. Europeans can park their cars themselves and don't need to be greeted at the grocery store.

is that a yellow Beetle? SOVL

i assure you that you could get in if you tried. the problem is how will you live up to the GLORIOUS MAJESTY that is Philadelphia, home of the LIBERTY BELL

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>Europeans can park their cars themselves and don't need to be greeted at the grocery store.
i need this

I do love being American but you're Dutch, that's pretty great too :D

see also, grocery packer

Why is Philly like that? Just this week I toured some major US cities on Streetview and everywhere in Philadelphia looked like the absolute worst of NYC

>Americans have a habit of creating useless jobs
Japs are the kings of this.

The grocery store greeter thing is real???

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>you're Dutch, that's pretty great too :D

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I worked as a security guard after college for a while. I didn't even watch the security cameras, I'd just dick around on my laptop all day. After a $150 certification course I was getting paid 70K to browse porn and youtube for 8 hours while going for a patrol(cigarette break) every 30 mins

Who is making these images? Shit is gaslighting

Filthadelphia is well known for being a trash strewn dump and overall shithole. It's the armpit of the east coast. Even their famous "philly cheesesteak," the one thing filthadelphians will cling to as a point of pride, is a disgusting pile of glop that is done better in new jersey. 100% of the videos you see posted here of junkies nodding off on the sidewalk were shot on location there in kensington

Since you need a membership to shop at Costco they do have someone at the door to make sure you have your membership card.
Greeters were only a thing at WalMart and even they don't have greeters anymore, they've been replaced with people checking your receipt before you leave.

wait what's the point of a valet for an open parking lot

He might be Neapolitan

So you don't have to walk to your cubicle job in shitty weather