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Su-47 edition

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just staggering watching the medley of faces descent those steps and walk past the coffin it's surreal enough as a praxis of itself but the fact they all have waited 20+ (30+??) hours for it just makes it even more remarkable.

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set fire to my pubes again ffs

our work is never OvErErErErER

Which one you on? Do you reckon it's helpful?

Anyone have the satellite pic of this in some Russian aircraft graveyard?

>GET OUT!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE! YOU WHORE!, YOU LYING FUCKING WHORE!!!
>A WH*TE BOY, SHE CAME HOME WITH A FUCKING WH*TE BOY, WE RAISED YOU SINCE YOU WERE LITTLE SO THAT YOU COULD TAKE TRYONE'S BBC AND MAKE US PROUD AS A KEKOLD FAMILY AND YOU BETRAY US LIKE THIS! YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNT!!! GET OUT NOW!!
>DON'T CRY HONEY NO, LOOK YOU MADE YOUR MOTHER CRY, OH MY SCIENCE, YOU HAVE DESTROYED OUR FAMILY! OUR REPUTATION!! IT'S OVER, WE WILL HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF KEKTOWN, A FUCKING WH*TOID!
>MY ENTIRE LIFE I LONGED TO SEE MY OWN DAUGHTER BEING RAVISHED BY TRYONE'S BBC! I WAS GONNA PROVIDE FOR HIM! YOU DESTROYED ME!! YOUR OWN FATHER! GET OUT!, TAKE THAT SMALL WH*TE PECKER OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
>IN THE NAME JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK OR I'LL BEAT YOUR MOTHER TO DEATH AND KILL MYSELF, GET OUT!! GET OUUTT!!

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The gay lad who sings second has the most amazing voice. Like audible honey

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FA!

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hes not wrong

Was listening to a bunch of kids out in the distance playing rap and techno. Suddenly out of nowhere they started playing this forgotten 90s swedish classic recorded 20 years before their time
Translated,

>Ragnar is hypersexual, sexual
>He is horny like an animal, he has to sit in a cage
>He wants to rape and molest everything he sees
>And when he has done that, he asks for more

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cant decide of jazz or ambient music is best for watching the queen live stream
i suppose classical wouldn't be bad choice either

i remember the heady days of exeter...

any english people who have visited wales? thoughts? field report?

Fuck me. Don't know what to do. Ran into a CO worker just now while grabbing Chinese food, he got Starbucks. He knows I work today and he's closing but I was gonna call in. My plan is ruined

Seriously, when will the english own up to their crimes against Ireland?

tanks: incels
ships: autists
jets: shaggers
simple as

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lol I look like this and I just said this to my daughter

AHAHAHAH NOT EVEN A LITTLE FUNNY AHAHAHAH CHRIST

captcha RAJTV

This bloke looks like he's made of plastic

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I am literally not in debt, I just checked my hospital portal and the exact jan 2021 $200 bill she mentioned is marked as paid. all my debts are paid. debt collectors are scum and i hope she goes home and kills herself, her "i like my job..." was so meek and tired. me and my fiancee are working to have careers that benefit humanity, this debt collector is an attack dog for our healthcare industry. they all need to be hung up from lamp posts in front of their families, they chose to take those jobs

in fact if i were a dictator, they'd be some of the first to go. public flayings and saltings, burning at the stake, having rats in buckets eat through their stomachs, i would be committing scaphism against debtors

dont be rude to shane

>trying to watch football
>it's a "jonathan pearce breathes heavily into the mic" episode
ffs lads

just ripped an absolute stinker of a fart. afraid to check the pants

it's at zhukovsky airport

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stop making excuses
pay your debts

>I (20M) and my Fiancé (20F) are separating just because I need some minor surgery on the ol’ yogurt slinger.

>I’ve had some issues with my genitalia and I have been in and out of Doctor’s offices trying to get this figured out. My second and third opinions all agree I need to get a secondary circumcision to fix this issue. Now I was circumcised at birth already, so this came as a big surprise to me and my family. The fuck up came when I brought it to the attention of my Fiancé.

>So I cook a good dinner and decide to talk about it over some steaks and pasta. We start eating and I just ease her into the information. She knows about the issues I’ve had and we haven’t been sexually active for 4 weeks. She stops eating and just blurts out, “So they will remove your penis?!”. “No, they won’t. They will just be trimming the skin and sewing it back.” I responded. “It’s gonna be really small!”. My face turned red, “No it’ll be the same length, just maybe not as pretty.” “It’ll be a lot smaller!”. Anger washes over her face, she gets up and grabs her car keys and leaves. I try my best to get her to comeback inside and finish dinner. She peels out of the driveway.

>So now she has blocked my number and her mother said the engagement is off and she’ll mail back the ring. All of her stuff was moved out last night when I was at work. I’m lost and sad, but I hope someone finds this funny.

>TLDR; I’ve had issues with my genitalia and need secondary circumcision. Told my fiancé and she believes I’ll have a micro penis afterwards, no matter the proof of this being false will she believe. I’m alone and lost. Thanks Reddit.

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Over on /brit/pol the lads are posting bambi blacks

you are in debt to the fucking anglos you pisshead hispanic bastard fuck off

Countryside is very pretty, the towns are grim

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More of a Five man, personally
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i'm there right now, in a rural spot. the landscape is pretty good but the women are uggerz and there are too many tractors hogging the road :>

whacking my jizzpiston

bambi was the first internationally recognised shota

"no"

sooner the better. was about to drop one earlier and thought better of it. good thing i did because i turned out to be a bog-burster of a shite

cringe larp

Oh my days
Based, I had their first album

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no we aren't

>wifi works on the phone
>not on the laptop

how

Mad how it just sits there.

Daft Punk - Crescendolls (Official Audio)
was fucking medicore, its righties that i never heard of it before

they look quite fresh considering
i'd be in pain

tbf lad, it's just the style of makeup and lighting from way back when.

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Remember Willard Mitt Romney?

apparently queen lying in state is open 24 hours for visitors. How long do you reckon it would take to get in if I went at like 3am??

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ok, dont pay them
just stop whining in a thread about britain about your life events

is that gilbert grapes brother>

away with the faries

I think the russians still take out it for victory day parades and the like

mad to think these lads have turned down more pussy than any of us have even seen in porn. imagine being in a boyband.

id go at 5:30 am for the best chance

yeah lol>

Stupid grovelling cunts.

redpill me on the swedish election result

about 10 hours. anyone going now is fucked because it's friday tomorrow, and just forget going at the weekend.

we need SOME scots for their breakdancing and rap at least

penned this gem around 8 weeks ago

Looks like leon s kennedy

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why are the wings backwards?

got a borderline unhealthy obsession with female arseholes.

There were things that were cool then that no longer are. Like visibly gelled hair. He's a British Nick Carter.

some of them look haunted by the whole experience
some absolute tall freak with a legion of medals deadstaring the camera at the moment

two people behind is some guy with some weird bald ahricut with some hair at the front with massiven open collar and bling chain on lol
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it is at least 9 hours

queue was still 2 miles at 3am this morning

dont > me you twat

captcha N0TVK

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>redpill me on the swedish election result
Imigrants out

any deranged cucks in

>[The king] decreed that Mithridates should be put to death in boats; which execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lie down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, they offer him food, and if he refuse to eat it, they force him to do it by pricking his eyes; then, after he has eaten, they drench him with a mixture of milk and honey, pouring it not only into his mouth, but all over his face. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired.
THIS BUT FOR EVERYONE IN FINANCE

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was gonna do something at the weekend but just forgot