This is why thirdies die so often

hippos kill hundreds in africa every year
I respect them
youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

He probably has experience from dealing with his wife.

Absolutely terrifying

youtube.com/watch?v=o74i8MNauUA

Baby hippos are cute

cute

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We considered introducing these absolute units here for meat

>Death by american tourist

my cat does this shit too, she wanted headslaps

corr, imagine that hippo getting out and mauling a bunch of fat american tourists to death. makes me hard just thinking about it

if that happened, wypipoo will close the whole block
shoot all the dogs in the whole neighborhood block
8 kids lost, 1 raped
hippo gets shot 82 times in the head
blm riots after a week in twitter trending

it really do be like that

I don't. I wish we could've just fortified Europe and progressed without involving the rest of them, but no, we had to go out and get stuff from the rest of the world.

He saw what happened to that gorilla

monkebros...

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no they will get people trained to deal with animals and safely return it

You brownoids are so stupid it's entertaining. It's like reading children's interpretations of reality.

I touched a hippo in an Indonesian zoo, it was standing near the enclosure. The fence was so small the hippo could probably escape

that's me telling yo momma that I don't want any more coochie