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the new as it were edition

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yesterdays sausage rolls won't come out my bum

poo

foy

the crusaders didn't say that

starting to think i'm not so much a late bloomer as a neverbloomer

also I find this image culturally insensitive
I'm Buddhist

yeah?

Need Emma Watson’s sphincter wrapped tightly around my shaft.

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Hardly any of these mourners look tired even though they would've been queuing since 1am

real buddhists don't give a shit about cultural insensitivity as long as they're not the ones doing it
t. real buddhist

The cost of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral and adjoining ceremonies would fund the NHS for just over 23 minutes

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got blackpink tickets yesterday lads

smearing poo all over myself in preparation for the trip to coles

Got fuck all to do today lads

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I think Ryan Dawson was drunk earlier.

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lads

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why is he walking toward the eisel

Asscreed Mirage, early Basim days. Return to Unity formula, one big city, no level rpg bullshit.

scrombling

Passed the Queen basket queue today. 2.6 miles long. All sick in the head. The british are a natural subservient slave race.

i fucking hated unity because you couldn't whistle to lure cunts over to you, also you couldn't take 5 steps without running into angry NPCs

Racism impulses gnawing at me.

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brown hands

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>the Queen’s getting buried in a basket

imagine queuing 10 hours to see a basket for 10 seconds. imagine caring about a manufactured connection to remind you that you’re below someone

Wonder what he's thinking

Yea i know you like to whistle and lure men but Unity was a step in the right direction. Best title screen after asscreed 2.

the queen is basically my nan you see

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>Best title screen after asscreed 2.
objectively wrong, black flag is the best one
3 and syndicate were also underrated

got a vice, lads?
for me, the ciggies

What are some telltale signs that a poster is in fact, Scottish?

Gay porn

I'm hearing Jewish voices... and I like it...

>intentionally moves to occupied land and then complains they are occupying it

>Fireball meteor over England
>Royal guard at Queen's coffin collapses

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Drink.