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snapped a pic of the moon earlier

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She was quick on her feet the old girl, makes it look like a comedy sketch

alri moonlad
riddle me this
why is it called a waxing moon?
(genuine query)

deano pulling up to the school gates in the new whip to pick up Kaiden and Brayla

how can deano afford such a motor you ask? Simple, from moonlighting and undeclared income in his role as a plumber.

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where's my fucking brekkie

getting ready for a night on the pull with the girls x

you replied to the wrong user you GOOF

Haha no never, never touched a woman's breast either. 29 years old.

In olden times "to wax" meant "to grow".

>my willy finna wax
very amusing

The escort got back to me lads. Booked in for Saturday at 12:30 pm.

I think he cares more about the smell of her shit

cars look so shit these days
they all look like bars of soap lol

its actually a painting of the moon and does appear to be gibbousing
>"The Face of the Moon (1793–1797), Russell's pastel drawing of a gibbous moon.

had enough of toil this week already
week off next week though
get in

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I've never met a fellow brit in my life that I've liked. What country pill do I swallow?

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how can you afford this lachloid

faggot

get in lad I said GET IN

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poof

You must have a union jack flag go post here

i think they look cool

i think your stupid and drink mens wee

spreading chicken rendering on toast
the woke police wont liek this one BIT

many years of rent-free living and autismbux that he never spent until now

>‘English Fascism, when it arrives, is likely to be of a sedate and subtle kind (presumably, at any rate at first, it won’t be called Fascism). It is quite easy to imagine a middle-class crushed down to the worst depths of poverty and still remaining bitterly anti-working class in sentiment; this being, of course, a ready-made Fascist Party. There is no chance of saving England from Fascism unless we can bring an effective Socialist party into existence. It will have to be a party with genuinely revolutionary intentions, and it will have to be numerically strong enough to act. If we do not get it, then Fascism is coming; probably a slimy Anglicised form of Fascism, with cultured policemen instead of Nazi gorillas and the lion and the unicorn instead of the swastika.’

— George Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier (1937)

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Anyone got that Australian video where the man pretends animals are sexy ladies?

Because I save my autism bux.

why not just get a gf?

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don't know how I feel about this

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Too ugly & boring to be able to get one.

sex is a human right. prostitutes should be paid for by the government for autistic folx

Unironically russia and China are the freeist places to be to protest lgbt etc.
You can't thr governments but you can't in the west or any country anyway? So places like uk, USA, Sweden, and Denmark are just memes. Move to China border near Russia for easy movement as the world changes for the best of the world

you blind or what

They have sexual assistants for handicapped people in belgium.

imagine being a germanic raider and coming across her in some village you’re sacking haha

plenty of ugly and boring lads out there with gfs lad
meanwhile i'm handsome and charismatic and have still never had a gf at 28 NOT EVEN CLOSE

Tasty 150 going in for dwp this Friday instead of Monday lads
God bless the queen

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actual gnome

Too fat. Would not bang.

It actually should be. It should be covered by the NDIS. That you can go to two sessions in the year.

i've been on a waiting list for NDIS for like 3 years
never going to fucking happen

brb moving to belgium

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Aren't prozzies legal in australia?

urchinous oik

ahh yes spinners

saw an actual dwarf on the train today. first time ive ever seen one irl. he looked like tyrion lannister

gets the noggin joggin

>"meanwhile i'm handsome and charismatic and have still never had a gf at 28 NOT EVEN CLOSE"

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saw one in woolies once

i saw one that looked like russell brand once at the airport, had a fedora and everything, funniest thing i've ever seen in my life but of course i had to suppress my laughter

Did you talk to it?

very white crowd isnt it

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I've used a food bank 4 times during poverty. Good on them. The people they deal with are absolute crackhead disgraces

How are you meant to scran these?
I just chucked some on a couple pieces of bread.

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Whatever came of are Em?

it’s a man not some mythical creature lol

mental how rorke complains about black people being in lotr when john wayne literally played genghis khan

hope you stared at it

very old as well
white-haired freaks

Male pale and stale!

He's probably knuckle-deep in his sister as we speak.

With bread and olive oil, by itself as a happy hour scran or in salads.

genghis khan was described as having red hair and blue eyes, he was white