Uruguayans are my brazilian brothers and I'm tired to pretend they are not

Uruguayans are my brazilian brothers and I'm tired to pretend they are not

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Of pretending*

they are bros, why pretending they are not?

will you invade them?

They have little to do with us. Uruguay is a little Argentina.

No, you need to be crazy (aka russian) to invade countries filled with what you consider to be part of your people

>I'm tired about pretending they are not
is trhis right?

you should invade them. take their land and women. blood and gold can be yours. there's nothing stopping brazil. morality is a human creation designed to limit the weak and feeble minded. you will die some day and that will be end of your mind. so invade them, take their women and money have children and sex, harvest their crops and organs become demigods and eventually new gods as technology advances. WHY WON'T YOU INVADE YOU CHICKEN SHIT DO IT DO IT DO IT DOOOOOOOOO ITTTTT

Come whenever you want. 1 Uruguayan can solo 100 of you, we are what the south could have been in America. Long live the confederacy

We already btfo Argentina and Brazil once and we can do it again

thats okey for me, i will be the last one in smack you litle bitch

No, we already did that to paraguay and it wasn't a good idea.
Cringe
You couldn't win against us, but why would we invade Uruguay anyways?

>1 Uruguayan can solo 100 of you
You know the only reason your country is independent is because the British, right?
Wasn't for it you'd suffering with us now, baby killas

GUAY military alliance when???

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Foreigners don't know this, but Uruguayans drink tea at 5 pm and thank Lord Ponsomby on a daily basis

Just 2 more weeks
Always has been

>we are what the south could have been in America
Cringe.

I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away look away look away Dixie land!

In Dixie land where I was born in
Early on one frosty mornin'
Look away look away look away Dixie land!

Naw, you wouldnt say tired about (although people would know what you meant). Its always "tired of".

I am tired of it
I am tired of doing it

we must annex urugay when we get the chance to do it

I love uragay, I wish brazil could be more like them

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Unironically good info burger, the only productive thing about this site it's learning how to write proper english.

didn't your country pop-out in existence as an Anglo backed diplomatic solution for an Argentine-Brazilian war?

they're more friendly than argies, which isn't saying much