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i love 2d women

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mad

I NEVER THOUGHT

I'D DIE ALONE

ANOTHER SIX MONTHS I'LL BE UNKNOWN

prefer not to say

jean luc godard has died lads ...

D. prefer not to say

imperialism was only cringe because we decided it'd be a good idea to try and educate the savages instead of just replacing them

not a single straight white man on bakeoff this year
bet the paki in a fucking burka wins it again

All of the above

They're still locked down and doing mass testing in several cities bigger than Dublin

That'll be 500,000 pounds please

>not a single straight white man on bakeoff this year
>bet the paki in a fucking burka wins it again
I know, brilliant.

>straight man
>baking

>imperialism was only cringe because we decided it'd be a good idea to try and educate the savages instead of just replacing them

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wouldnt mind a japanese dog
dont like the idea of picking up a dogs poo though

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my wife and her wife

rorke leaving the cake in the oven too long

*strides confidently through the bead curtain into the thread*
here we all are then, all the lads

there was once I time I would have vermemently disagreed with this, but the more time has gone on the more I believe this to be 100% true.

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/bakeoff burka

give it a rest Rorke

which is your wife?

leftypol nob nodding his head as his peers chat about the footy

i look like this but i dont say that

poo wanking arse

Sneed her or keep her?

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of course they are. just look at this video that was "leaked" in early 2020. It scared us so much we shut down our economy for a year. We were just lucky there was such a good camera man in a perfect position to record this video

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Shamiko!

danchou

*strides confidently through the bread curtain into the thread*
oh crumbs!

Mock her eyebrows.

Only good French film I've ever seen was Le Grand Chemin. Most, like this one, turn you into a nance.

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was princess diana based or not? she seems like hysterical bitch from what I can tell

jews are so based

Grown man with a gf and a job and hard no nonsense working class demeanor but I still secretly would bang anime girls. They are hot I can't deny it anymore

Absolute state of "people" that put on muzzles and his at home.

i remember the videos of the lads in hazmats walking around with guns
looked like something out of resident evil

watch out itchy, he's irish!

retarded shit lol

it is possible to be both the things you listed at once.

rorke talking about which is his favourite muhammad is in the liverpool - ajax match with all his peers

Hack.

scouring the thread to find where it is that you were asked

Sure was scary. So scary in fact we shut down our economy after all these videos came from China.

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I would fuck her

Biggest London flat

Genuinely loathe poor people. Dirty, smelly, grease munching lumps of shit.

chinks really did a number on us. never forgive them for it.

>pay 700 quid to live in the middle of nowhere where i have no friends
>or pay 1500 quid to live in the best city in the world where i have friends
i know which id rather do

had a drink, 4 units to be precise, weighing up my options and whether it's worth gyming tonight

just google 'hong kong coffins' for more

they absolutely outplayed us
completely out fucking skilled

business idea: Give the queens corpse to the president of Egypt to consume as medicine. For reparations.

fucks sake that irish covid denier lad is back
shall have to filter the spugmongs again until he gets sectioned again

*raises an eyebrow*

>Genuinely loathe poor people. Dirty, smelly, grease munching lumps of shit.

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leftypol nobbing his head

Bit of a whore from what I gather

>live in the best city in the world where i have friends

london bender

friends or acquaintances?

big difference

what are you supposed to do with your eyes when speaking to someone? I really have no issue just looking them in the eye the entire time but apparently that's psychopathic

NOT a fan of the meat pies

never even mentioned that place and youre seething about it

'member all those videos of people having seizures and bodies piling up in the street? they all got leaked in early 2020 from China.
strange how no one had seizures here and no bodies were in the street.

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Tip is to stare st their middle eyebrows

yes we know, it was just propaganda released meant to quell rioters in hong kong

if you have to ask then you're already too autistic to be helped

Simply relied upon subhuman levels of cowardice among our population. Our subhumans obliged. There are still gimps wearing muzzles.

can’t stop giving money to camgirls. im not into findom but I just like to chat to them in private

even if the chinks did stage a bunch of videos to scare the west, what did they actually gain from it? China came out of it all more fucked up than anyone else

Never had one but i know i'd be a fan. Chuck some cauliflower or leek in it, i'm happy.

Yeah? Why?

Fooking hell that’s some Snowpiercer carry on. What’s all this about

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bit rum

its not becoming to make light of someone's medical emergency

>replying to a dogshit gimmick post
do ESLs really?

It is with great sadness that we at /brit/ have learned of the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Her Majesty The Queen was a remarkable, much loved and hugely respected figure. Ruling for longer than any other British monarch, she was renowned throughout her reign for her unwavering leadership, dedication and service to the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth.

We at /brit/ express our heartfelt condolences to the Royal Family at this extremely sad time.

this is the 'dicament for moi too. going for the former personally, as you can always rail into the capital for a party, gonna make some pals elsewhere

I think they were posted to their version of tiktok or smth

rorkes mum spreading her legs and rubbing peanut butter into her fanny in front of her great dane

Stop it mate

look down at their groin

>as you can always rail into the capital for a party
will be moving back to london next year
its the spontaneity i miss - fair enough you can get into the city easily, but its still difficult planning around train times particularly at night

*performs a 21-bum salute*

the world fell to shit when totalbiscuit died rip big man

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leftypol sweating profusely after being asked how his dog got monkeypox

i really should. my life would be stress free without this vice. it is causing me money trouble

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sneed it and breed it

Fucking hell how much are you giving the slags? Sort it out, seriously.

hes in jannah with the queen and harambe

the university timetable, as it were

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this but the twitchfu

he went mental towards the end

more people died in the blitz than the holocaust

legend of the game

bioengineering chad
invent me a test tube gf with three tits and two cunts

you gay?

thing about london i find is that anything good/any good event is so overcrowded that it's just shit. if you need to go to a party, crash on a sofa. i tried moving there this year but the whole situ was fucked there. railing in is actually not a big issue to me.

fr?

new flatmate moved in today
cute Indian girl called Rankish or something
said "yer alri?" and she said "hello :)"
reckon I'm in there, lads

he was always a smarmy fart-sniffing cunt desu

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spending like a grand a month on this shit which is more than my rent lmao. i can afford it but it causes stress to a degree

>feeding mate's tortoise while he's on holiday
>it escaped a week ago and I can't find it anywhere
>try to look again today after setting lettuce bait
>turn up at his house and the tortoise is in the road flat as a witch's tit
could I just buy another tortoise and not say anything lads? where does one even acquire a tortoise from
I haven't told him yet either and I know he's going to be really sad

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Thursday 20th looks like a rough day