>you're a damn good priest, but you're a loose canon
>hand in your robes and your cross
>and your other cross
You're a damn good priest, but you're a loose canon
Christopher Green
Christopher Martin
> and your hidden ankle cross
Kayden Diaz
I want your rosaries on my desk by the end of the day
Mason Watson
>I got a missive straight from the Vatican. Your methodologies are outlandish and your conversion techniques a perversion against common decency.
>Which is why you leave us no choice but to canonize you
Lincoln Morales
>i don't have an ankle cr-
>HAND IN YOUR ANKLE CROSS RIGHT NOW THE POPE IS BREATHING UP MY ASS FOR YOUR LITTLE TRICKS
Ian Hall
>I picked the wrong week to quit flogging
Jose Long
Damn... two days from eternal salvation
Easton Martinez
Who's your favorite Any Forums priest? For me it was Bobby Fischer's second in Pawn Sacrifice.
Austin Lopez
Jesus said thus: food is free in most universes. It's weird you guys have to pay for it.
Nicholas Butler
>no criminal record, no wife, no job history, no car, no facebook, never leaves his apartment, what kind of animal are we dealing with here?
>sir, i'm pretty sure he's a monk
Aaron Johnson
>What do you mean he's NEVER laid eyes on a woman?
Austin Morris
>I want you to meet your new partnet
>Bishop, you know I work alone
>*prepubescent boy enters the room*
>look I don't like this anymore than you do.
Dominic Hernandez
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"yup, that's me"
>"no no, not the guy with the robe, the one behind him getting coals stucked up his arse"
>"quite a tricky situation, heh, you must be wondering how i ended up in that position"
>"well, it's a long story but it all began one hot summer morning in the year of 1492..."
Gavin Powell
>HE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
Eli Campbell
This is basically the true story of Martin Luther
Brandon Ramirez
>LUTHER, MY SACRISTY. NOW.
Samuel Gutierrez
A president's son who uses cocaine should not be allowed to be president...again.
Dominic Bell
i could watch a comedy kino about Luther made with that style
Easton Gutierrez
Portray him as a fat, loud, obnoxious beer swilling fartmachine with a short temper and zero tolerance for bullshit.
Oliver Stewart
Literally this movie
Jose Jones
real life luther also had like 40 kids from 20 different women, theres lots of room for comedy in that.
Justin Russell
>a loose canon
Subtle.
Cameron Brown
>He is worse than a heathen sir, he is... a heretic
Joseph Wood
4 inquisitors wearing black capes and one circus performer in the swelling cellar
Carson Morales
kek
Jaxon Rogers
Basically any time a priest shows up in a Carpenter movie you know he'll be pretty cool. That's especially true if he's played by Donald Pleasance.
Ian Bennett
Lmao
Sebastian Cox
Prefect Bates, DDF. We'll be taking the lead for this case from now on, so you stand down, priest.