Found a mystery tape in my father's stuff labeled 'most important video'

Found a mystery tape in my father's stuff labeled 'most important video'.

What could it be? Don't have a VHS player so I can't watch it.

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its your mother being blacked

it’s your sister getting riced

It was him killing your soulmate when they were 4 years old, condemning you to live in this world alone.

It's probably him fucking a tranny. I would put money on it.

It's probably your birth or his wedding or some other big milestone in your families life

i am 25
i have never kissed a woman
they wouldn't shut the fuck up about college being your "best years"
i believe i haven't had a lengthy conversation with a non-related female since i was 17

Recording of girls gone wild advertisements

it was him raping you

It is you raping him

Baby Sneed death video

Snuff film of him killing your actual father.

OP just gave me an idea. I’m going to make a 4K HDR film of me just spreading my asshole open and close and write “MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO” on the disc so when my son finds it in 60 years when I’m dead he’ll go through a bunch of trouble finding the hardware to play it only to be met with my surprise.

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your mom fucking a dog. its blackmail/insurance -- why she never left him

Memories of raping you in the ass

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A video of him making fun of you for buying a VHS player while playing Metallica on a speaker plugged into his ipod shuffle. I've seen it.

It's him sucking off a dog next to your cradle

It's imperative that you acquire a VHS player and watch it. I'm afraid your father could turn out to be quite different than you initially suspected.

Not the actual act mind you, just him sitting there thinking of it.

it's porn

RIP Baby Sneed

Based

The episode of Blossom where you get a five-second shot of Six's puckered asshole.

very based

FATHER!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!

It’s going to be a video of him disassembling a weed whacked so he knows how to put it back together

>p-Peter..p
>there's a box labeled "baby pictures" in the attic
>please, I beg you - please destroy it
Why was Uncle Ben so protective of his baby pictures?

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