How do I get German gf?

How do I get German gf?

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look at what amerimutts are doing to us with their ''culture''

>einen dicken booty

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She has a 2 m tall 140 kg giga chad bf
So just look like him bro

made for big Brazilian cock

>exercise
>american culture

das poopenfarten

You must try her cooking first

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the poo poo devourer

Whats the word for bunda in german?

Imagine the size of her shits

Bundesliga

I don't want a fatass. I want larger thighs.

t. gamer legs haver

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giwmawtf
kek

What kind of men do you think she fancies?

Shotas

Sometimes i take a huge shit and imagine like wow women with sexy big asses do the same which is kind of funny but kind of gross

Men of high melanin count

Are you a girl? If you aren't nobody cares

Dont be delusional. You never stood a chance.

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Who is she ?

I DL and squat around 35 kg each on both sides. Why doesn't my ass look like that? It got bigger but my ass looks like
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