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*serves you a burger that's too tall to eat with fingers but also collapses the second you apply a knife and fork* edish

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>Labour day
>Americans use it to perform no labour whatsoever
pathetic fat creatures

do you reckon it would be possible to start a charity with the mission statement of "helping the cringe become based"

the bradley poster is here

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doing a rubix cube lads

>the Bradley spammer
>the spammer (singular)

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to this day i still have absolutely zero clue what gamergate is, and i'm a 2012 oldfag

fuck niggers

mental how

good double bait there

big fan of industrial style lighting tbqh

powerful

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it's a day to commemorate labor unions and the working class

also, *labor

>poster

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Id rather not

Andrew you're a sick old man
youtu.be/wm2dZNlzY8s

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do you cook your poo barms?

mummy

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*pokes your fat belly*
get on that treadmill FATTIE

No, I’m not Filipino

disgraceful
should be locked up

shan't

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Opening the box to the cenobite realm lads

I used to be friends with one of the major editors there about a decade ago, who was a 20 something year old Australian from Melbourne who was addicted to meth, had already been to prison for far right shit, and shifted between homelessness and living in his heroin user mum's basement
They had an IRC chat group at the time which contained actual neonazi terrorists on the run from the US wanted list and hiding out in Eastern Europe.
These are the kind of schizos pulling the strings at ED and KF. At least that's how it was when I was active there over a decade ago.
They also all try to encourage each other to kill themselves or commit shootings, or to film themselves jerking off to gore, or shit like that.
Very sick. It really explains a lot. They get genuine happiness from driving random people to suicide.

Rorke won't like this one little bit.

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dont get it

i dont. all i can gather is that its insufferable twats vs insufferable twats. like video games, hate most people that like them tbqh

you WILL move to Ohio

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>mental how

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WRONG

bomacraffane

The cook their poo barms in the Philippines, widely known fact.

do you ever just sit and remember those good times and just lock yourself in that thought pattern getting all fuzzy like

it causes a buzz on twitter, but does it actually sell tickets?

scromit scranning a poo nonce

If you ever think the US military is invincible, just remember they've had to reverse engineer their B-2 stealth bomber because they can't replace parts on it after losing the engineering plans/drawings.

Same with the F-22 which can't be built because the plans/tooling/production lines have been lost.

Such a boring state should be a square

didnt know jedi was both singular and plural

just overheard the 'rents, lads.

>he's 27 and still hasn't got a job, guess there's no chance of him moving out
>just give him time, some people take years to find their bearings
>he's never going to find his bearings, he's a fuck-up

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would have thought theyd have their poo with rice in a place like that

Who was the nice one in the exchange?

redpill me on ohio

ktim

ohio? y'all niggas trippin fr,

i'm on 100k and have a phd at 28
if you arent at this level then... i don tknow

doesn't matter
people talking = stock rises

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hallo

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Philippines is funny like that. I’m not saying the dont have poo fried rice, I’m sure they do, but it’s not really what they’re known for.

not really surprising that a 27 year old that saves and posts funny drawings of frogs is a fuck up

Christus Victor, 1931 by Gustaf Aulen (translator)
Liturgy and Society, London: Faber and Faber, 1935
The Parish Eucharist, 1936
The Form of the Church, 1945
contributor to Catholicity: a study in the conflict of Christian traditions in the west / being a report presented to...the Archbishop of Canterbury, Westminster: Dacre Press, 1947
The Authority of the Old Testament, London: Faber and Faber, 1947
Fundamentalism and the Church of God, Philadelphia: Westminster, 1957
The Christ of Faith and the Jesus of History, London: SCM Press, 1962
The Old Testament from Within, London: Oxford, 1962
Apostle and Bishop: a study of the Gospel, the ministry, and the Church-community, London: Faber and Faber, 1963
contributor to True Worship, ed. Lancelot Sheppard, Baltimore : London: Helicon Press; Darton, Longman & Todd, 1963
Articles in The Expository Times

All me x

never too late to turn your live around my lad x

Imagine your life being shit that you fabricate conversations you've overheard just so you trick yourself into thinking ANYONE gives a fuck about you
Talking about this incel frogposter btw that sad twat right there.

mumberg was being nice, dadberg calling me the fuckup

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holy mother of twitter moments

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lol remember when i overheard my parents on valentines day when i was idk 21 22 something like that making similar comments about re not ever having had a girlfriend and how it's "not normal"

Still live with mummy and I'm unemployed but she's fine with it because I'm charismatic and pay her bills x

i'm fucking lucky that my parents are also weird cunts, and their parents were weird cunts, cause it means me being a weird cunt is accepted as normal
if i had normoid parents they'd probably have just stabbed me to death by now for being a freak

>A new start after 60: I was angry about being left out of my father’s will. Then I found peace in the woods

Take a guess if this article was written by a man or a woman

mad working at a big tech company and being aware of the next big releases for 2-3 years time

Woman

just saw my pic in /brit/ again

Unemployed but pay her bills? I assume that’s a euphemism for licking her out, dirty git.

watching a doco about birds as the rain falls outside x

How are you or they weird?

he's probably a crypto trillionnaire like all autists

What do these 6 countries have in common?

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don't quite understand. if she the one trying to get into it? how could her girlfriend love bbc if she is a lesbian?

Man

Crypto + disability bennies

I don't remember offering condolences
don't trust this map

not joking here lads, the other night i was watching a youtube video and was half asleep, for some reason my brain just forgot how to comprehend the words, it was all gibberish.
for about 5-10 seconds I could not understand English. It wouldn't be processed. It's my mother tongue of course, spoke it all my life. The only language I know is Spanish, which I learned myself.

Do you know what it sounded like? Swedish. Swedish but in a more harsh tone, the words seemed more jumbled together, not seperate.

my father is fucking weird like i genuinely think he is on the spectrum but not in an awkward sense but in a he just is entirely in his own world sense will just ignore people talking clearly at him and will start conversations with you as you were an old friend but you're a stranger and this includes references to things that you would never know because you've never met him before. it's really quite bizarre

this the bird from the yank office? looking a bit saucy here

used to freeload off ex gfberg this way tbf, charisma is powerful

Did Lesotho and Eswaitini come through in the end?

she is the gf..

any of you lads fancy raping my arse?

you were asleep you tool, dreams never make sense

Flatmate woke me up by doing this today

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ye the lads did
big lads were just hyping up an extra big condolences love those lads xx

went to a gay sex club, passed out drunk then woke up with a strange feeling in my arse.

not gay though

then she is stupid because the tok tok shouldn't be from her point of view

happened to me before yeah
I also had it where I wake up with something playing and for a few seconds it's just white noise before my brain properly wakes up

I work in education. Mad seeing all the indoctrination being implemented in to courses. You’ll be doing a bricklaying course in 10 years that will legally have to include anti-racist education, lgbtq+ awareness and environmentalist / sustainability bollocks. It’s mental.

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syria, iran, afghanistan are islamist countries that despise the west
north korea is north korea
mali and burkina faso, I don't know the reason for that

the pov is from the bf
mong
she's telling her bf she loves big black willards

got a warning at the chippy today, gave an old homeless man a fish cake that had been sat in the heater for ages and boss was not pleased

lol i did the same but to a queer club which had a sex/play room
i didn't pass out drunk tho just blacked out i suppose could have passed out drunk but i thin it's unlikely

>russian sfsr fucked up in poland
>ussr fucked up in finland and afghanistan
>russian federation fucked up in ukraine
history doest repeat but it often rhymes

Fuck was gonna go on holiday to Burkina Faso and all
Glad I didn't give them my money

New king in the neighbourhood
Lives at the palace and it's understood
He's there to assume sovereignty
Because he's next in the monarchy

Charles in charge of our dames and our knights
Charles in charge, stand on guard, Kingdom Unite

And I see, I want Charles to reign over me!

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>mali and burkina faso, I don't know the reason for that
Probably didn't hear about it yet. I reckon the Afghan gov should have as a bit of banter

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Mumberg won't stop whining because her leg hurts.

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shite, because i was i was creeped out and sat up, rubbing my eyes, and suddenly everything was clear again

go on spill the beans x

lol are you the person with the first job at aged 30 in ac hippie

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my dad is also very strange
he has this insane kind of tunnel vision where if he's engrossed in something ( a book, the tele etc) he becomes so entranced that you can loudly say something to him and he just won't notice
he also has this tendency to just randomly change the subject mid-discussion
still love him tho

Honestly can't imagine how horrific life must be for anyone in Sub-Saharan Africa, Afghanistan or North Korea. Or to be a woman in any Muslim country.
Dodged a bullet there haha

grim
nice british image though x

...yh

Toilberg just sent out a mass email saying that employees in the UK can take the bank holiday if they want to.
No la, I've such a hardcore republican I'll just work anyway

i'm thinking of buying that dildo, just waiting for the right color to be available

come on then. fucking come on then. i'll have you, you cunts. ahahaha pussy boy

I'll heem you so fucking hard mate

look at him trying to keep his composure

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was it for display?
I used to work in a service station and somebody picked up the display croissant that had been there since before I worked there
whoever was on the till didn't clock it, but the bloke came to me to say it was stale and we should check our stock, dozey old git

that tends to happen with old people

i'm quite torn on my father i appreciate a lot of things about him and the hardwork he puts in for our family but he can also be a complete cunt for very little justification

i've had jobs where there are runts who would unironically come in over a bank holiday because they're such bland vacuous fucks they can't stand life outside of work

*squares up to you*
what was that, cunt?

asf once again posting pics of random white slags none of us ever know or will know, sleeping with random black fellas in another country

Heem my ring piece with your cock

you want some as well sunshine. mind yer own and FUCK OFF

I'm attracted to non passing, ugly, and/or post op trannies.

then why is she in the fucking video. you zoomers and your obsession with tiktok and black cocks

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Imagine waking up in the morning and remembering you drive a forklift for a living

>then why is she in the fucking video
you're the bf looking at her
mong

I will NEVER be slave in bolshevik shit, NEVER

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You seen that lad who lost his legs, one of his arms, his penis, the lower half of his abdomen in a forklift accident?
Yet he still has a hot gf.

yeah fucking losers