Poorly tell your country's origin story
>young lad in love with woman
>won't marry him unless he becomes king of all of Norway
>has shitty hair while conquering
>wins, marries and cuts his hair so nicely he is named after his own hair
Poorly tell your country's origin story
Leo Garcia
John Lewis
>prince with diarrhea decides do defy some liberals at the insistence of the people
Thomas Wood
I bet he was a manlet under 6'0 since he had to go through the gaunlet of impossibility just to get married
Sebastian Hughes
>we owe those fuckers how much?
>get ur muskets
Parker Hughes
It was his 8th wife or something I believe which is just hilarious to me
John Bell
Pain and suffering in Norway
Sebastian Murphy
Most of those stories where created by anti monarchist. It's hard to say what is true, and what is literally product of a depraved mind.
Carson Lopez
>some brown people go camping
>thousands of years pass
>white people come
>kill a shitload of them
>build houses and shit
>brown people still camping
Benjamin Martin
>prince with diarrhea
did he have constant diarrhea or what?
David Watson
>muslims exist
>kill them
>kill castilians too
Alexander Wright
God was on our side
Nolan Rogers
>a rich Polish noble burns down a rich Ukrainian military oficer's mansion
>court and Polish king support the noble, instead of forcing him to compensate the losses
>he comes to a band of an-cap frontier orthodox mercenaries
>asks them to attack Poland
>demolishes Poles so hard, they recognise their autonomy
Christopher Carter
>fuck the pope
Jaxson Hernandez
He had diarrhea on the day he declared independence
Jaxon Davis
King George is an asshole.
That's about it
Asher Hughes
One local ruler was supposed to collect taxes and send them to mongols. But he kept all the money to himself and used it to build up his power.
Many years later his descendents took control over their neighbors and created a country. They also were huge greekboos, so even the name of their country was based on greek one.
Gabriel Bailey
Two nobles from transylvania didn't like catholicism so they left to make their own orthodox countries. The french king of hungary tried to stop them and failed. It turned out catholicism wasn't so bad when half the orthodox world got conquered by turks, but it was too late to go back.
William Robinson
Brits used us to fight against France and we got scared of having to fight a real military, so we made up a bullshit story about taxing our free labor slave plantations and created a Freemason society for gay and transgenders.
Carson Roberts
Brits had a fur company but were scared of Americans invading, so they asked the french to join them and they said no but we promised them language rights so they said yes.
Isaac Hughes
>ITS NOT A PHASE, DAD
>REEEEEEEEE STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
Camden Davis
Phase one (Pre-Mongol, sheared with vatniks and Belarusians)
>vikings arrived
>local tribes enslaved
>bully Byzantine until get gibs and tech
Phase two (more-less modern incarnation)
-bandits and rebels established camp on island in steppe
Landon Foster
spaniards raped our indigenous mothers
Kayden Anderson
That was just an excuse to not take part in the fights
Angel James
Romans came, their empire fell, Muslims came, Christcucks seethed and kicked them out.