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Lord Nadhim Zahawi edition

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the knower

Why you posting this shit man. Sort yourself out

Why are these women drinking horse semen? Does it taste good?

First they legalise battymans marriage

Now people are marrying horses!

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Ethiopia be kidding me!

russia collapsing

don't be comin' in 'ere talking to my britons like that

fuck the dutch

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screaming at the idea of ukraine advancing into russia, very real possibility thereof

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What are rigmaroles like? Never had one.

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the russians and germans both said, no we will not invade rumania or touch it
no. both did and soviet tanks rolled into bucharest

if you cant trust hitlers words........

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>Does it taste good?

Only 1 way to find out

Moe Leicester

why does clogwog have a set of webms for every bizarre fetish

>very real possibility thereof
No lad, no it isn't

watching cloggy's porn addiction spiraling lower and lower in real time is interesting

HIT 190 IN THE SPINE
SHOVE A BBC DOWN HIS THROAT

this is a bit rude mate they're our best european neighbours, got the most in common with them

god shut the up goblin

used to do this on school desks when i was a horny teenager

when you're chilling in the world trade center and suddenly get airplane WiFi

posting from link
they're all in the archives lad
no need to save them to your pc

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Big fan of the horseposting, please replace BBC with that

Can i get into trouble for going into the womens bathroom and if anyone protests i can just say im trans?

Hingetoil looms

yeh it do be like that fr fr no cap *BAMMMMMMMMMM* ArhArhghhUUJhghhhhhhhhh *body flies apart*

i am an angelic being of pure light

rusi mint todeauna

*knocks your lights out*

not mine, i'd simply not die lol

doubt

The Romanian fascists invaded the USSR, talk shit get hit.

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to mark this day, September 11th

says who, they've already run sabotage missions across the border, himars can fire 200 km deep into russia from the border, would be great banter to be honest

who's excited for smartcon

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What

You must have saved this one to post it

f-22s could've stopped 9/11

not sure why i laughed at this

>Shooting the messenger
show evidence of random white girls drinking horse cum
and simps get angry at ME

>Russia knocking out power plants
baZed and overdue.

we went to war with them
genocided them
i dont think they are i think they are swarthy losers that live in a country with a population of 17 million
in which 8 million are moroccans
their women go on rape capital of europe tours and get gang raped in germany
we arent friends

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can't remember if they did that the same day or the day after
the bollocks on those guys

rainworld, this the matrix

Alright buddy time for the meds

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how are you coping with the embarrassing collapse of the world's second most powerful military

Yes yes because that's what war and geopolitical decisions are based off of, banter
Thick mongo twat

lol no newfag
do you not know how to post from url?

and i'm the queen of england oh whoops

trying out a budget chicken curry recipe. not ready yet but it smells and looks great so far.

and its something you clueless neet retards could cook instead of your dog shit microwave meals and turkey dinosaurs

fuck off

/brit/ i made a huge blunder...
>out last night
>outside in smoking area
>girl asks me for a cigarette
>notice unusual accent
>ask where she is from
>australia
>tells me she's on holiday and trying to meet people cus she's solo travelling
>i tell her places that are good for meeting people
>she asks me if i'm also going
>i say no but they are good for meeting people
>smoke together
>she starts asking me questions about me and saying shit like "oh wow"
>follows me back inside after cigarette
>we talk for a bit more
>she asks to add me on whatsapp so we can try one of the places i recommended
>tell her i don't really like them myself i just recommended them
>have a few more drinks
>tell her i'm going home because i'm hungry
>she asks if she can cook me something, some australian dish
>i say i have frozen stuff ready to microwave

my fucking face when i realise the mistake i made
desu there was a good reason for me assuming she had no interest in me. she was like 5'11 and quite cute and i'm 5'8 and average so i just thought she was being friendly but now i'm 100% sure wanted the d

No actually....how do you do it?

the rune of death was stolen
and the demigods began to fall
starting with elizabeth the golden

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bretty gud

myopic retard

...nah

would be good banter if they took belgorod and burned it down, might wake up the russian populace to the fact the war isnt going the way they planned

>i'm collapsing chris, i'm collapsing
>i'm out, i'm out

screecher

do you have Any Forums-x?
get it if not

people sell indian child porn on the streets of your country out in the open
you're queen of child sex trafficking and ACKing poo kids

Battyman supreme

need a yank gf

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You got like 100 clues bro, you're a damn idiot

good lad
you avoided fornication which is a sin against your own body
Jesus is happy with you

MIcrowave sweet n sour chicken for dinner :)

>indian child porn on the streets of your country
then wouldn't be regular child porn?
also how do you know exactly where to by child porn?

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>she asks if she can cook me something, some australian dish
this is how i know your story is fake
we have no dishes
fuck off

Ah Steve Ballmer, he was a great CEO at Amazon

HAHHAA cope on you seething tankie twat

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Probably best not shagging an aussie they're all fucking MENTAL

unironically LOVE loud car exhausts and the sound of turbos blowing off

just banter mate chill

its home made
its fucked up like your country had child porn dvd shops

any just plain old doggin stupid man in?

If Russia is so weak, why are NATO countries increasing military spending so much? Makes you think.

shes like "Mmmm horsecock.."
and he's like "Mmmm... *grabs on* horsepussy.."

rorke's mum when she hears a stallion roar

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love slinging me knob in them

china?

>i say i have frozen stuff ready to microwave

Absolute gigachad response. Second only to "I have to return some videotapes"

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I support Ukraine but you're an absolute retard if you think they're going to march into Russia

Awful. Turbo diesels sound cool though

the netherlands literally had child porn dvd shops

i reckon its them that went to america and invented cuck porn

its got dutch written all over it

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man are saying Russia's done on the roads

got a mysterious rash on my forehead out of nowhere this week

doesn't hurt or burn any more. just a bit of dry peeling skin now.. hopefully i make a full recovery.

Kek

They might launch shells if they get close enough

>its fucked up
lol your current royals were hanging out with epstein and saville just a few years ago
hahahahah
every. single. documentary about child sex tourism is filled to the brim with fat bald british men

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hit putin in the spine
knock his dreads off

she actually said some australian thing that people have after a drink, not an actual cuisine thing. i was actually sat here trying to remember what she said exactly but couldn't. i didn't wish to embellish the story any more because it is as ridiculous as it sounds. i am a total fucking autist

It's over.

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Is his post that outrageous though? Obviously they're not going to march into russia and start annexing territory, but they may very well attack strategic targets there

please can someone bump my thread thanks

ah shit thats hot