Almost friday! any plans for the weekend user?

>almost friday! any plans for the weekend user?

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God I want her to jerk me off and stare at me with those weird fucking eyes.

how the fuck would I know what my outie does on the weekends?

I was so taken aback when this was first asked to me.

>oh, i got a bunch of yardwork to do. i have these fallen branches i gotta deal with

i actually said this to a girl who asked me that. >_

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>Can't tell her that you'll just be on Any Forums the entire time
>"Oh, I'll just stay in like the homebody that I am."

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Whatever you want to do honey

grab handful of your hair and stuff it in my mouth

Full. Penetration.

What about you, Helly?

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>It's gonna be a pretty nice little Saturday.
>Going to Home Depot...and maybe Bed Bath & Beyond if there's time...

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Do Americans really wait for the elevator like that?

what, are european elevators ultra fast too or something? fucking europoors sticking their heads everywhere.

>vpl

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>sleep
>fap
>play vidya
Yeah.

>are european elevators ultra fast too or something?
yes?

sit home and play videogames, like always.

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>took a week off work
>no ones called me
>haven't left the house
>also I work from home

>"You should join a Meetup group or club, user!"
>90% of everything is still virtual
>Those that are in-person are filled with 40-year old divorcées.
Social circles are everything.

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Larry David vibes

Based Frank the Tank poster

Yes, actually, I do have plans. I'm going to goon to shemale porn