>almost friday! any plans for the weekend user?
Almost friday! any plans for the weekend user?
God I want her to jerk me off and stare at me with those weird fucking eyes.
how the fuck would I know what my outie does on the weekends?
I was so taken aback when this was first asked to me.
>oh, i got a bunch of yardwork to do. i have these fallen branches i gotta deal with
i actually said this to a girl who asked me that. >_
>Can't tell her that you'll just be on Any Forums the entire time
>"Oh, I'll just stay in like the homebody that I am."
Whatever you want to do honey
grab handful of your hair and stuff it in my mouth
Full. Penetration.
What about you, Helly?
>It's gonna be a pretty nice little Saturday.
>Going to Home Depot...and maybe Bed Bath & Beyond if there's time...
Do Americans really wait for the elevator like that?
what, are european elevators ultra fast too or something? fucking europoors sticking their heads everywhere.
>vpl
>sleep
>fap
>play vidya
Yeah.
>are european elevators ultra fast too or something?
yes?
sit home and play videogames, like always.
>took a week off work
>no ones called me
>haven't left the house
>also I work from home
>"You should join a Meetup group or club, user!"
>90% of everything is still virtual
>Those that are in-person are filled with 40-year old divorcées.
Social circles are everything.
Larry David vibes
Based Frank the Tank poster
Yes, actually, I do have plans. I'm going to goon to shemale porn