>you know I think that droid might be a homosexual
You know I think that droid might be a homosexual
You know, a gold-plated protocol droid would make a good retirement gift for a very, very good slave.
well played
You know somebody should kill that Vader guy, he sounds like a real jerk
The more I learn about this Palpatine guy, the more I don't like him.
>Open your mouth and say oink
explain to the folks of the rebellion who obi wan kenobi is
Alderaan, what a tragedy.
>Were you on Alderaan at the time?
>No, I was on Tatooine
>Well, either way, it was a galactic tragedy
The worst part of Order 66 was the hypocrisy
I don't think that was the worst part
uncle norm is dead
now im just sad.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? DID YOU JUST WRITE THAT?
>when uncle anakin been drinking you don't fuck with him
C-3PO doesn't own a doghouse.
>I sense a presence I have not felt since... the Queensboro Bridge
>They're the highest quality razors in the world, you can slit your wife's throat
And then when he was racing he would spin.
Probably the worst gimmick a podracer ever had.
Hey Luke, I ever tell ya about the time me and your old man saved a bunch of Twi'leks sex slaves from these Hutts? Oh yeah man, it was really something I tell ya. Ya see them Twi'leks only have a few skills and it all revolves around suckin and fuckin! And they were grateful, to say the least, thatme and your old man had rescued them. But there was a slight problem with being a Jedi and it's uh, the fact that you can't have sex! Except for that Ki-Adi-Mundi fella, lucky jerk. So Anikan and I were in a real predicament! We had spent many a year facing the horrors of war and trekking through the heaps of gore and bone of Droid and Clone corpses, never once knowing the touch of a woman. Well your old man came up with an idea, and by god was it a good one, he said. "Hey Obi-Wan, fuck the Jedi Code and lets fuck these alien sluts!"
And that's how me and your old man broke centuries of Jedi traditions just to fuck and suck a dozen of the horniest Twi'lek whores known the the galaxy!
Oh man, he was a good friend I tells ya.
>Get a couple of dozen of your mates; go down to that Imperial palace and kill the old bag.
>That's what makes Galactic Basic the Galaxy's toughest language
>It is the toughest language? To me it's the easiest
I didn't write that
I didn't even know he was sick.
I don't get it
>I walked through blood and bantha fodder looking for my brother, Anakin
>He was on Mustafar
is super dave pretending or is he really a faggot?
kek
>Don't try it OJ, I have the high ground.