Did you know there were actually 4 spanish armadas and that they all failed miserably?

did you know there were actually 4 spanish armadas and that they all failed miserably?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2nd_Spanish_Armada
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Spanish_Armada
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kinsale

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2nd_Spanish_Armada
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Is there any other country in the planet that tried so hard to become a world power and failed miserably such as Asspain?

The Bongish ones were even more pathetic, losing to a handful of villagers.

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invencible_Inglesa
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitio_de_Cartagena_de_Indias_(1741)

did you know that the UK failed miserably to take Tenerife 3 times?
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batalla_de_Santa_Cruz_de_Tenerife_(1657)
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batalla_de_Santa_Cruz_de_Tenerife_(1706)
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batalla_de_Santa_Cruz_de_Tenerife_(1797)
that's why it has 3 heads of Lion

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We were the main worlpower for 3 centuries.

>es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invencible_Inglesa

25.000 soldiers vs three fishermen and a woman

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Germany? All the other European great powers had huge colonies while all they had was a sausage factory in Tanganyika.

What did you gain from it in the end?

3M Mexicans here to compensate the Romanians, the Bongs and the Moors.
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>May the Christian Lord guide my hand against your Roman popery

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The second largest community of native speakers in the world.

and what a highly intelligent community it is

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2nd_Spanish_Armada
The Armada under the command of the Adelantado, Martín de Padilla was gathered at Lisbon, Vigo and Seville and set off in October.[4] Before it had left Spanish waters, storms struck the fleet off Cape Finisterre.[6] The storms shattered the Armada causing much damage and forcing the ships to return to their home ports.[7] Nearly 5,000 men died either from the storm or disease and 38 ships were lost, which was enough for a long-term postponement of the Irish enterprise.[7] The material and financial losses added to the bankruptcy of the Spanish Kingdom, during the autumn of 1596.[
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Spanish_Armada
When the Spanish arrived in the English Channel, however, they were dispersed by a storm which scattered their fleet.[25] Even so, some ships did push on and even landed troops on the English and Welsh coasts.[26] The returning English fleet, which had been scattered by the same storm, were unaware that the Spanish had come to intercept them, and arrived safely in England with the loss of only one ship.[6][21] Padilla finally ordered a retreat back to Spain.[27


ALL DEFEATED BY STORMS. You were lucky because if we had a weatherman or just Ventusky, you would speak Spanish by now (also USAn´s would speak Spanish).

Brazil, actually. 200 million people, massive amount of natural resources and land size, constant warfare against all their neighbors yet it's exclusively known for football, prostitutes and slums.

POR ESO SE OYE ESTE REFRÁN
QUE VIVA ESPAÑA
Y SIEMPRE LA RECORDARÁN
QUE VIVA ESPAÑA

Based chicharreros.

I wonder how Germans would've managed their colonies

The best british person of all time was catholic THOUGH (J.R.R Tolkien)

holy based

Ancient battles be like
>unfavourable weather conditions slowed down the advance, a third of the force dies of disease

calm down lads

just banter innit

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Yes. Problem, Anglochud?

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Don´t you get the fact that there was no battle at all because of the STORM??

" dispersed by a storm which scattered their fleet.[25] Even so, some ships did push on and even landed troops on the English and Welsh coasts.[26] The returning English fleet, which had been scattered by the same storm, were unaware that the Spanish had come to intercept them"

No battle in the 3 Armada expeditions. Zero battle. ZERO. Storms fucking up the ships or the intentions.

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>Spanish engineering

Why is Ireland so low?

>shattered by storms
>shattered by storms
>shattered by storms
Must be demoralising to not have God on your side

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La mitad del mundo habla Español, ten envidia y que te apuñale un negro de esos que os gustan tanto en tu pais, me meo en tu reina