/brit/

oh they dead dead

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gaymen

still miffed at this girl
even shagged a different one to try and feel better and it did nothing for me

Mental how Ukraine started winning the war as soon as we stopped "helping" them to mourn our Queen's passing.

had a girl round and she thought my aeropress was a penis pleasuring device of some sort

Die Queen Die

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Gender dysphoria on a mad one today

did she have a...?

I don’t get it

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Boomers be booming across the world

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How do I get the balls to buzz my hair
It's so thin and unmanageable but every time I think about shaving it I get so anxious

no im not a freak

hypothetically if you make what could be considered a homophobic comment in a whats app group containing toil members can they still report that to hrberg?

wasn't happy with the lens colour

revised version

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GOD SAVE THE KING

I'm so whacky
I'm so zany
look at me say hilarious non sequitur random things and Australian cultural references
he he he ha ha

corr phwoarr i want sex
nazi bastard

corrrspaff

hey king you dropped this

Young Anne was a fox

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This is for Aussies apparently

wtf nobody told me he was our king too
I kneel...

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your queen died

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the leftypol drip
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women are perfect angels

This thick cunt doesn't even understand how reflections work.

Entire "nation" of australia on the ropes

tbf they have a valid point

cor

and people are sad. Sad!

Thousand year Carolean reign incoming

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time for a stiff drink to reset the mood I think lads

corr imagine what kwasi would do to her

how DARE you german bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No he doesnt, be quiet.

Who was this lad at the accession council?

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time for a stiff cock to poz the arse I think lads

CONFIRMED: Monday 19th September WILL be a Bank Holiday
Toilberg is on suicide watch as I already have the Friday prior booked off meaning a 4 day weekend for me.

did you shag her up the arse?
did you shag her up the arse?

me

on top of that I saw an old flame and she was looking as fit as ever

>no middle class gf who cooks you a nice sunday dinner while you read the sunday times

wh*Te women can't even cook noodles lad
You need to get yourself a brown gf
Brown neighbour brought us a curry the other day she home-made and it was phenomenal

Need to marry an Indian girl (kids end up looking white anyway so why not)

had that week booked off already
wonder if i can claim that day back

Chinese black tea is weak as piss
It's a good thing that Brits shilled Assamica so hard

Please write to your member of parliament to ask the King take direct dominion of the country, please.

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Literally hasnt existed since the 70s you odious virgin

curries are foul

and is it??

>no middle class bf who cooks you a nice sunday dinner while you play some indie games on steam

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UNLUCKY FAGGOT

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never mentioned her race mate

based

Genuinely believe that people who dislike curries don't have correctly functioning tastebuds.

reading the observer while my male gf cooks me a vegan roast

Well they cook other things
They don't solely cook curries you racist twat

Imagine being 12-14 and having a wank and your mum telling the world because she doesn't like the fact you're doing it while the Queen is dying

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Perfection.

>not realising its a joke
come on mate

like and follow

its fake, rorke

reads like a parody account

literally wanked myself all over the house which caused mumberg to spend over 10k to give me my own room just so I'd stop

Every adolescent male should have this freedom. It's abuse to not give him such a thing.

funniest thing about twitter is how people love to make up little scenarios in their head

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cans in the fridge
bets for donny on
comfy

alright bruce hows the weather in woollyboolygoogalong?

He could take a day off from being a miserly old twitter wanker.

why can't you just let people have a bit of silly fun?

Been reading a poem and trying to make sense of what it means. I like it, especially this bit

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>Imagine being 12-14
not hard for most /brit/ posters LOL

the Queen died mate
its not a time for stupid jokes like this

and mongs like you rush to give them attention and spread their little scenarios all over the internet. fucking idiot

it's one of those ones where you read the lines from the bottom up

congratulatinos you descovered t s eliot

yea unlike us based 4channers where we only tell the truth and no one has EVER made up a story

toil on the morrow

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