You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car

>You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car...

How do you respond without coming off as mad or insecure?

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shoot him

I cant imagine one scenario where Ill be hearing that, not one

get on my knees and suck his cock

Rob his ass and tell him you'll chop his dick off next time he talks that noise to you.

But its just a watch

by telling him the watch shot the gun

Can your watch run over a pack of niggers? Heh, didnt think so.

>Well... I slept with your wife

I will find you Mike.

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yeah im a security guard. of course i only make $11/hr. why bully?

>You see this watch? This watch can run over a pack of niggers and costs more than your car...
How do you respond without coming off as mad or insecure?

"....OK?"
Make it clear that he's literally just trying to start a dick-measuring contest, likely due to insecurity.

Then you scammed, my watch only cost me $10

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sounds nice, are you Any Forums?

I don't have a car.

kek

What a hollow life you must live to think your shiny watch makes you in some way a better person.

You go out and buy a more expensive car to prove him wrong.

Does it give you directions to the nearest Denny's?

Oh, so you got your watch from Harry's Northside Used Cars too?

Is this real?

fucking kek, read it in his voice in my head

I could get a fake one just like it for a fraction of the cost, sounds dumb.

Wow, you sound pretty irresponsible. Should I call APS?

I don't even own a car.

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Lol

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JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT I RIDE THE BUS

HAHAHAHA

cool
>continues to ignore you

theyre great for groceries

My Casio can spell out BOOBS, so…yeah

>well what if I just fucking shot the two of you right now?

>Pull your pants down and start shitting on his carpet

wow, a whole hundred bucks

Start saying "Cool watch." over and over again real slow while jacking off. Then get a big cup of coffee.