If you are an amerishart, why would you live anywhere but in Florida?

If you are an amerishart, why would you live anywhere but in Florida?
Its heaven on earth

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My friend I had a crush on when we were kids moved there

can't wait until it's underwater and everyone that lives gets deported to mexico

hot, humid, misquitos. place sucks. california coast is better as long as you arent in sf/la

florida is a hellhole full of fat retards swamps and methheads

Everyone there has had their brain melted by the heat

washington&oregon is better and new england

Incel posts

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Too many druggies and angry old people with guns (these are sometimes the same people)

i live in wisconsin
everybody in my family moved to florida
its sad. i dont want to move there. I'm going to go to seattle i think.

>can't wait until it's underwater and everyone that lives gets deported to mexico
most people there aren't from mexico, but colombians, cubans, venezuelans, caribbeans in general.

rofl trap yourself on a peninsula 5 hours away from anything in nonstop traffic, 110 heat and nightmare humid. literally worse than thirdies have it. no thanks
moron

>5 hours
you're never more than an hour from a beach and 2 from a major city
>110 heat
never been above 100 in tampa
>nightmare humidity
you're just a bitch
but please stay out we're full

Unfathomably based

shoud've convinced you parents to move there too

It's alright but rents and prices have gone up. Worst part is heat/humidity and no cold weather

The people there are 10 times worse than anywhere else in the country. They epitomize the shittiest parts of the US.

> if you aren’t poor and suffer uz a bieeetch
kek that sucks dude

To live in tropical or sub tropical climate all year around is hell on earth

4 seasons is the most ideal
beaches will sink eventually invest in mountain highlands

>Shit tier people
>Hot
>Humid
>No proper seasons
What's there to love?

If you consider the Any Forums of American states to be heaven, then come and live your myth bro.

It's subtropical and extremely humid all year. There's a decent chance of your property getting destroyed by a hurricane at any given time. Other than that, it's pretty good.

>t. Democrats literally afraid for their lives in the presence of the Floridachad.

>Its heaven on earth
have you lived there?

it's legitimate hell on earth, possibly one of the worst states in the country. honestly have no clue how people can have this perception.

because of tax laws florida has a lot of ultra-wealthy people. there are services to cater to these ultra-wealthy types, that make the state seem luxurious.

most people in the state live in absolute filth and squalor, that's the part that tourists will never see. but if you are just a normal person lliving in Florida, you are absolutely exposed to the shit bible belt part of the state constantly. and it's disgusting

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I've spent plenty of time in Florida. I enjoy visiting the containment board. I just don't want to live in it.

I also wouldn't want to live there but it's entirely because of weather. Everyone complaining about the people is obviously a butthurt libtard. California has hands down the worst people in the country.

Boston and northern east coast IS peak comfy because they have some european architecture instead if that shitty mexican churro culturea and shitty wide roads.
If youre looking for tropival like sites then Hawaii is probably the best.