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Shockingly early and extremely cheeky new edish

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creepy bartender

how was the english tapas lad?

/brit/ is a pro-anime general.

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Shoulder hurts me sometimes. Clicks aswell. Hard graft will do it to you

Was very peng lad thanks for asking

Can certainly recommend the mozzarella sticks from Morrisons x

queen's memorial holiday on the 22nd
afl grand final holiday the 23rd
it's a 4 day weekend locked in lads fucking yessssssss

AND I DONT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME

>Studies show men of Celtic descent are stronger, smarter, healthier and have larger penises than their English counterparts
Saxonbros...

Kept my teabags next to my curry powder in the cupboard and now my brew smells like curry ffs

suck my dick you reactionary Nazi nonce

anime

>your bag of spices smells like spices

I don't see the issue

>posting in an early Spainnonce thread

spastics

proofs he's a nonce?

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Used to go by the trip 190cm masterrace, admitted to fondling his niece once.

Buy some mcdowells curry powder. Peng I’m telling you

Leftypol's sinister plans EXPOSED!

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but this picture is staged, hence you getting a picture of "moment" and his fake reddit smile

Why do I say windah for window. Same with yellow as well. It’s yellah to me. Why is that

it literally is mikey

norf blood

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Jon Venables.

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is he really 190

you've been rumbled

>remember when he was spotted cutting the queue at jd sports to buy packs of discount socks


kek he's still got the same suit on he's just like me frfr

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proofs though?

Where’s the baldy Frenchman. He likes a bit of Elvis no more than me self. A man of taste. Saturday night where is he. Tell him I was asking for him the next time you see him. Tome feen

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>but this picture is staged, hence you getting a picture of "moment" and his fake reddit smile

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>go to upmarket hairdresser
>$90 but it's an hour and I get a wash and a beer

>go to cheaper hairdresser
>$30 but the guy spends 10 minutes handling me like a sheep shearing, no extras

I need a nice middle ground

Could be right. For them though it’s windohhh, yelowwhh. Drag it on

sharp pebble should do the trick

playing morrowind rn

most kids are sociopathic

Child killer allowed to roam the street free.
Posted his picture, he won't escape justice.

u a woman?
we call them barbers

I'll send a sharp pebble through your eye like David did Goliath you fat turd

youtu.be/yZHqT4fFHWc?t=489
Howling at how a baby started crying after the three cheers and the rest of the audience moaned with annoyance.
This, along with them being total mongs sticking their phones in the air, is EXACTLY why you don't let the public attend these events.
Take notes, William!

A barber is different to a hairdresser

yea its for men not women

the whole point is that the king is being proclaimed to the people
wouldn't make much sense without the people there

Any John McDonagh that got community service for fly tipping in a primary school man in?

The murderer of little James. Can’t make it out. Why does the government protect him. Should be tied down to rubber tire and burnt with petrol. Throw it into his mouth, on top of his head, all over his body. Light the match up, throw it on him and walk off. Leave him scream

looks like hunter Biden

When the bible and other ancient shit describes people as giant I wonder how big they really were. Goliath was probably like 5'7" or something.

got arrested for posting this

Edward I was 188cm

They managed not being there for hundreds of years before, don't see why they can't anymore.
Let it be broadcast on TV by all means, but don't let mongs ruin it by taking their babies knowing full well it'll be a noisy event that will set them off.

If I see this fella he’s getting a box. Going to share it on the WhatsApp groups actually. Better safe than sorry

no a barber does surgery
a hairdresser doesn't

>The Masoretic Text, the Hebrew text that has long been accepted by the Jewish people, states that Goliath’s height was “six cubits and one span.” Taking a cubit to be approximately eighteen inches and a span to equal six, this figures to a height of approximately nine feet, six inches

My cock is 188cm

utter bollocks

him and boris are too goofy for me to hate

Police can come arrest me at my door. Got his picture. He should be killed.

I've decided to move to Seattle. Give me some wisdom before I go lads

how mobile is it?
or is it perma flaccid

how though
don't tell me you have american citizenship

how the fuck did you get to move to america?
what's your job?

>The tallest measured British monarch was Edward IV,[17] whose skeleton measures 6 ft 4½ in (1.94m).[citation needed] Records indicate that when fully clad in armour he would have been about 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m), an exceptional height for any man, especially of that time.
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imagine being run down by a 200cm stack of steel and muscle high atop a horse. frightening

Police can suck my arse. Government can too. So can the king. This is my IP address. I’ll be the most destructive prisoner they’ve ever had. Up or down, that scumbag should be killed. If I see him he’s getting a hiding. Police can suck my arse. Knock tomorrow too if they want and I’ll punch their heads in. Fat wasters

Doctor says if I ever get turned on I'll die, rest of my body will be sucked dry like a raisin

Well said, Mikey. Police are scum in this country. Drug dealers and grooming gangs of invaders roaming the streets, but they would arrest me for sharing a picture of a child murderer that millions want to see dead.

Fuck them. Half of them are manlet power tripping cunts anyway. Couldn't fight their way out a paper bag.

ever heard of visas?

Wait, Goliath was only 9 foot?

Ever had sex?

yeah some malnourished bronze-age dude bigger than Robert Wadlow was walking around sure. Realistically speaking I'd imagine the maximum the guy could be to be bigger than 6' 6" but smaller than 7'. (198.2cm - 213.36cm), but probably a lot smaller considering the nutrition of that era.

Yes.

so some yank company is sponsoring you?
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They won’t arrest you. They won’t do nothing. Seriously, what are they going to do. Lock a man up for speaking the truth. Police are fannies

Lad at my work who's 6'7 and brown (not paki brown but definitely not European, says his dad was cypriot)
Fucking scary man. I mean he's good mates with me but I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him. Imagine back in the middle ages when the average peasant was 5'4, then coming up against a 6'7 man with an army to protect him, on the finest, largest horse, in fully clad iron armour. Fucking hell.

wtf you can't post this!

You should already be used to the weather but prices will probably be a lot higher than what you're used to even compared to London.

muslims unironically believe adam (of adam and eve fame) was 30 metres tall lol

leave the poor lad alone
he served his time

wtf why

Questioned me last night because I stood outside a nightclub for too long. Asked them their station and registration number and they got angry, giving me all sorts about how I can't speak to them like that. Told them to fuck off and do one, walked away. They're cowards. Traitors as far as I'm concerned. I don't fear them.

What actual training do police have. They can’t fight. I could knock out 6 or 7 of them before they swarmed me. Who cares. Lock me up I only get more destructive. No power. They can suck my arse

farting up a storm

Saturday night, what are you doing at home?

Sucking Mikey's arse

Uhhh....I think I just took way too many paracetamol pills by accident. Tried to force myself to throw up but nothing came up.
What the fuck do I do? How much time have I got? PLEASE HELP