>get to your seat
>see this
Get to your seat
Matthew Baker
Justin Hall
stick my finger in her pusy
James Clark
EXCUSE ME MAAM PLEASE REMOVE YOUR BAG FROM MY PREPURCHASED SEAT OR I WILL HAVE TO REPORT YOU TO THE AIRLINE AUTHORITIES. THIS IS THE FIRST BUT FINAL WARNING.
>calls the flight attendant
Easton Young
Lucas Barnes
Nice necklace. I also believe in and love our lord and savior. Let's pray together.
Cooper Cruz
Where are all the attractive women? It feels like its only 6/10s at most since I left highschool.
Ayden Russell
this moment would get conan cancelled today
Christopher Nguyen
Guess I'll sit in the baggage hold then. Enjoy your flight, whore.
Gavin Taylor
Conan the Barbarian
Grayson Thomas
wait
just to make sure
when you guys sit next to a hot woman on airplane you imagine her jerking you off right? like there is a very specific airplane horniness, you know what i mean? i feel like this is incredibly common for men
Justin Harris
He'd probably cancel himself.
Benjamin Bell
I would put my face on her crotch and sniff as hard as I can
Robert Barnes
I'm going on my first flight soon, anons. What do i do if i get into this situation?
Alexander Martin
they are still on high school
Jaxson Green
Just sit in her lap
Noah James
GIBS MILK MAMA
GOO GOO GOO
BABY WANT MILKY
WAAAAAAAA
Joseph Ortiz
they get older and their looks fade.
Jaxon Myers
pray to christ you don't hear WE GAAN
Isaac Kelly
>"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"
Jayden Miller
I wont mind if you take of your shoes, you can even put your feet on my lap and take out your socks too.
For the blood pleasure I mean.
Julian Brown
They're fat and depressed from seeing IGers with cg faces
Joshua Green
son, I imagine myself fucking every female on the street
Nathan Richardson
that was basically Conan's whole shtick.
Isaac White
you gonna eat your peanuts? trade you my pretzels.
Gabriel Foster
how much bob and vagene?
Connor Phillips
But what if penis awakes?
Jacob Long
Do nothing...I am a brown taco manlet (5'5) This already happened to me...she would laugh once she see me.
Cooper Watson
move next to someone that doesn't need a pushup bra to have tits
Dominic Gonzalez
Yours or hers?
Aiden Wilson
Kek
Brody Howard
What kind of cheap ass economy seat still has an ashtray?
Jackson Turner
chat her up
be handsome
don't be not handsome
Nathaniel Taylor
Hers since I'm on her lap
Carson Rodriguez
The last time I sat next to a hottie on a plane, she brapped the whole flight. I guess she was scared of flying or something, so every time we hit turbulence, I'd feel the seat friggin vibrate, followed by the scent of rotten ketchup. Fucking nasty
Cooper White
yup I still hate women thanks for checking
Austin James
Nice, a cupholder.
Connor Foster
Kick out the window and overhead toss her directly into a running turbine engine
Robert Garcia
That's post-boobjob Madison Ivy. She doesn't need a bra.
Dylan Nelson
Why do you think he retired
Chase Foster
tell her you are a janitor at Any Forums, you'll have 3 seats for yourself
Gabriel Cook
Nicole sure zinger
Jayden Perez
Goddamn, user...
you are now my flight deck chief.
Levi White
you are too thin little girl, let me give you some meat
Luis Long
Fake tits digust me. Inshallah I would throw this whore from the plane.
Justin Long
getting shit on by rich arabs in dubai
Leo Williams
This is such a late 2000s/early 2010s hot girl look. I miss it. Her name?
Bentley Hughes
Do you think the breast implants will make good life preservers if the plane goes down?
Cameron Adams
99.9999% chance it's Madison Ivy
Andrew James
based pusy poster
Isaiah Flores
>be me
>walk into room with a snot nosed kid on my bed
>holler WHAT THE FUCK! and slap the lamp off the table
>immediately call the front desk & fucking cops because someone broke into my motel room & left a random kid
...adios, kid.
Nice to see ya, don't wanna be ya.
Easton Sanders
>literal perfection