What are the easiest ways to suicide?

prefferably painless and can be done somewhere hidden so no little kid finds your corpse

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Deep dive in a KFC deep fryer

Russian wants to do what he does best

i want to die but i cant find a way to commit suicide i want it to look like a accident so my mom doesnt hurt as much

Car crash off mountain is the most convincing
Will hurt like hell though

Go to the middle of the woods climb a tall tree and jump head first to the ground

enlisting

>Will hurt like hell though
How do you know?

it's basic physics and neurology innit

i hate living in a dystopia with literal game npcs with no thoughts

you dont need to suicide if you become my cute russian boyfriend, take my hand and lets take you away from that shithole

Just wait for your mum to die first. Leaves you time to consider as well as the opportunity to make things better. That's the only reason I've been alive for the past four years

cheeky heroin shot solves that issue

Attention whore

Use your trip sweetheart

Shoot right here, no pais because you die instantly, just remember to use a low caliber pistol
Another way is the exit bag (there is a famous instruction just search “exit bag Any Forums” something like that and the image should appear)
Also remember to be cremated just to be sure.
Good luck user hope you don’t an hero yourself.

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go on a pilgrimage around asia

this but without the fag stuff

>get a grill and some charcoal
>go into a closet or bathroom
>set it ablaze
>lie down
>?

If you are looking for a painless suicide, then it's a clear sign that your life isn't bad enough for suicide.

Exit bag
Nembutal, very hard to get
Sodium Nitrite (NOT nitrate), easy to get but requires antiemetics

t. suicide pro

I tested it and it works

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