Any Forums humor thread

>A nazi sees a immigrant
>Nazi: Go back to your country!
>The immigrant: I can't. I'm kurdish.

KEK

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You're literally a budget kurd, emre

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this happens in my country

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There was a german, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the german said, "Shoot me right in the head.". Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!"

>what you call pole with a job?
toilet cleaner

Mild kek

Hearty kek

did you know ireland is the fastest growing country in europe?
their population is always Dublin!

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Laughed audibly loud

what do you call a Chinese rapper?
vanilla rice!

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which mineral is commonly found in australia?
gold!

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Ok ok
What do you call a Syrian


A subhuman nigger

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have you heard about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
on her dressing table he found a bottle of polish remover!

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>turkish humor

>tf
>tp

Im on the floor laughing from this joke rn holy shit KEKKKKWW I WANT TO KILL A SYRIAN

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I thought the punchline would be that he already had aids. But that?

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Kekww

that would be unfunny and very predictable

the polish one was funny

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lost