alexander jahans edition
/brit/
Aaron Perry
Jordan Carter
kates banging
Brandon Jones
Kinda funny to think that if our country were to ever be invaded I could go up to academy sports and just buy one of these and put it on my canned RPR and just go open season on invaders at night
Good lord that would be an adventure
Isaiah Campbell
Proper leng
Brayden Nguyen
calling up my reserve friends because of how aggressively lonely I am
messaging the Polish lad I played TF2 with one time and an arab I met at toil
Jack Cox
Strange times indeed
Dominic Lopez
Why is he revered for being King NEET and living with his mummy for 73 years whilst I'm chastised?
Jackson Taylor
Don't know what a canned RPR is
John Thompson
>new flatmates are London trust-fund wogs
>they won't stop playing Drake and Kanye West
Caleb Moore
when you call someone a clean shirt, what does it mean?
Brandon Carter
>reserve friends
Kek
Juan Long
>Strange times indeed
Thomas Walker
Means they are well ironed with defined creases
Joseph Kelly
prefer not to say
Angel Lee
reckon we should embalm the queen and put her in a box a là lenin ho chi minh mao etc people are worried about tourism post-liz but this would make an absolute killing combines chinks love of the queen with their love of people in boxes it's the perfect money spinner
Joshua Bennett
I remember him! What's he up to now?
Nathan Robinson
tummy erotic
Adrian Cooper
which foreign leaders will turn up for the funeral then
Christopher Evans
Angel Wilson
>a là
someone limp wrist this cunt
Aiden Jenkins
I subscribe to the Boris Becker school of thought
Josiah Smith
>Strange times indeed
Anthony Sullivan
jeff biden will be there
off his head on painkillers no doubt
will probably think its his own funeral, daft old CUNT
YOU STUPID CUNT
YOU STUPID OLD CUNT
Jeremiah Ortiz
Me
Dylan Ross
SCREECHING
which one of you mongs did this
Christian Young
>Evening. How are you? Strange times
Camden Hernandez
deary me
Joshua Collins
All of them, except the ones who are non grata.
Dylan Collins
because he has divine right of kings
do YOU have divine right of kings?
Caleb Long
Depends on the timeframe and how much of a fuss people are making about covid but I'd say it's a dead cert one or both of Albo or the G-G are going
Camden White
Makes me realise how lucky I was with my London houseshares
I mean sure I've had annoying housemates but never had a problem with them playing too much music
Oliver Bennett
>Ah yeah the world is a crazy place
Canned NPC response Lol
Jonathan Sullivan
Reckon Thanos will be there
Eli Kelly
depressed
crying
Oliver Garcia
More to the point, what would the world do without the crying laughing emoji?
Aiden Howard
it was literally on a platter for you how tf do you fuck that up
Robert Morgan
do the opposite
Thomas Martin
William Lee
princess diana.
LOST.
ITS OVER!
Jordan Perry
started well but faltered on the second message
Levi Bennett
she's obviously smashed if this lad didn't pipe deary me
Brody Fisher
cheer up la, at the very least you aren't nonced
Bentley Collins
Sounds good to me.
YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS YOU KNOW HOW STICKY IT GETS
Kayden Thompson
mad how evolution uses a few basic blueprints that are stretched around
Jonathan Allen
Life, how does it work?
Matthew Phillips
any /shy&anxiousguys/ in?
Anthony Rogers
small chebs and tummy erotic!
Owen Russell
>Evening
I fucking lost it. Who texts "Evening" to fucking people fucking lol who even says that shit lolol fucking hell at 1AM too my fucking god what the fuck lol
Robert Martin
you must be fun at sharties
Hunter Powell
bonjourno
uno aperol spritz
grazie mille
Ethan Hill
Embrace Monk-core
Dominic Lopez
fished a kebab out the bin
dinner's sorted
Dominic Garcia
By that you mean fruitcake little ninny boys?
Brandon White
greetings everyone through the grand spectrum of time and the multiverse, my name is alexander gordon jahans
*sip*
still got it
Lucas Sullivan
village church bell is going mental
Jeremiah Foster
Mad how if you met your mother you'd probably not recognize her and stomp her guts out
Camden Martin
look at those tits
youtube.com
Grayson Cook
>just go Jude Law-mode, bro
Gavin Cook
hate to say it lad but he's done you there
Isaiah Reed
see, your mom eats bugs, rorke, why dont you
Landon Garcia
holy GRIM
Caleb Gutierrez
few cans of stella in the fridge with my name on
Noah Campbell
Currently listening:
Godflesh - Post Self
Jack Clark
Mad how sexo the gf is
Mason Thomas
Kinography
Lincoln Rivera
Brandon Hall
feeling Supersonic