>tfw caught in a trap
Tfw caught in a trap
Nathan Brooks
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Tyler White
Can you walk out?
Sebastian Taylor
how will zoomers know what a trap is? it's very unladylike to use meat processing analogies.
Owen Nelson
Brayden Diaz
topzozzle
Hunter Bailey
>Elvis was so constipated, laxatives didn't work and he died
Why didn't they just douche him?
Dominic Barnes
what did he mean by this?
Isaiah Morgan
>evlistards will defend this
Christopher Hughes
Cuz he loves you too much, baby
Michael Perry
Too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches? Or was it the codeine and morphine?
Nathan Rodriguez
I love Elvis so much bros
Wyatt Price
was he the good guy?
Camden Gutierrez
He's just not masculine enough to play Elvis.
They need someone with a naively strong face, simple strength. Like Kurt Russel (but I heard his Elvis movie sucks).
Brody Nelson
they couldve just pumped water up his ass to make him shit like the colonoscopy thing that people do these days
Hunter Wood
His asshole was clogged solid by a gigantic decade old turd they would have needed to cut it out to save him
Logan Sullivan
was fisting it out not an option?
Carson Powell
my momma always told me to eat my fruits and vegetables to "push it all through"
Adam Howard
>tfw you can’t walk out
Camden Morales
Ouch.
Jose Miller
>a little less bacon
Samuel Edwards
I keep one of these in the bathroom for whenever I need a flush. Works wonders
Nathaniel Watson
based Mama Boucher
Christian Bailey
Nu-Baron looks like that?
Anthony Hall
It was a different time, fisting wasn't yet discovered
Luis Jenkins
Who is that no talent bum?
Let the Honky Tonk Man show you how to rock n roll
Easton Martin
I haven't heard that in a long time
Oliver Taylor