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MPs’ menu in Parliament:

“Pressed duck leg and caper terrine with celeriac and mustard rémoulade
and sour dough toast”

£4.52p.

Subsidised by you.

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So? Members of Parliament are very important people with a very important job to do, so they should be awarded with niceties and a better lifestyle

Can I have egg and chips mate?

It's the same here. These leaches are eating duck and salmon every day but pay less than an average worker for his goyslop. Mental innit

just did a poo so long it touched the bottom of the bowl before it broke off

What's with the french grub? I thought brexit meant brexit!

yeah but you can't expect us to eat english slop

>powerful people should be treated the same as me
hahahahahahah disney movie yank shit. you work at tesco mate wakey wakey

The King on his way to formally disband the Commons and revoke the Bill of Rights.

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I would eat that everyday

playing final tanasy 7 remake lads, mad how bad i am at battle ahhaa

Anime!

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In the words of my old employer regarding a new hire
> “Look, I think everyone deserves a chance to work here. All I’m saying is he’s black and sooner or later he’ll find a way to prove that to me.”
And sure enough, 4 months in that guy got fired for using his company credit card to pay his court fees

What's objectively the best and worse thing a bloke can order from the chippie?

Fish and chips and a pint, what else does an englishman need?

British police shouldn't have guns at all anymore I say. Just batons and whistles

>best
scraps
>worst
non-battered sausage

>chippie
no one calls it that and you know it. it's a chip shop or hot chip shop, end of

might do the ambulance missions on gta san andreas

Carpe Diem = go and get ossified in shagaloof and reem a tranny
Memento Mori = take in the shopping for your Mum
Which man do you want to be?

I sure hope you lads already changed the Queens portrait to the King's one in your living room.

ANIME!

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i'd rather eat my own shit

The only real order is Large Cod and Chips and Curry sauce

i am pro ukraine but this lie was not necessary

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what are the vegan options

So what happens when someone goes there with a gun? Do they just win and they own the streets now?

for me it's the salmon, followed by the lamb, with extra tax-payer exploitation please

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just don't eat the duck

*checks if I accidentally typed Any Forums instead of Any Forums

don't know what half of that is

just ate a £1 bag of discos lads. im such a fat cunt