DUDE

DUDE
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
LMAO

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seething so hard that you put in the effort to make an entire thread
/thread

how many human beings actually post in /stg/

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Why not just shut down the FBI if they keep doing shit like this?

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Still better than capeshit.

it is capeshit

What's all this about this show and D&D?

>villain is vecna
>not a lich
>not even capable of necromancy
for fuck's sake

It's all been surface level nostalgia bait from the start. There will probably be a mysterious mentor character for Eleven in the 5th season that they call Elminster or some shit.

Do the PCs have classes? Will would be clearly bard, because he's gay.

No one cares about him, Tasha, Xanathar or anyone that isn't a cool big villain or monster.

I haven’t had anyone to play d&d with since college. Take me the fuck back.
Zoomers, if you’re in high school or college, please don’t waste those years and actually enjoy having a massive pool of people your age to share your hobbies with

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join a dnd club asshat

just wait until they take over local policing for "civil rights" reasons

big villain?
Le bad

Not one mention of god outside of a crazy fanatical group. None of the families went to church? You'd think their first thought would be "holy shit is this hell?" Unironic satanic worship.

dnd has been irrevocably poisoned by Critical Role and Matt Mercer

>effort

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for DnD

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Henry went inside him as a child, of course he's gay now

>"making shit up" - the game
That literally sounds like an extroverted normie's playground. i refuse to believe this was a "nerds" game - at least not fundamentally.

Good.

The leader of the DnD group is in a heavy metal band, sells drugs and fucks cheerleaders. The rest of the kids are confident cool nerds. The black kid is a jock

Back in the 90's there was talk in Washington of folding the ATF into the FBI since their tasks were redundant, within a few months the ATF staged the Waco raid to justify its existence.

These alphabet agencies are comprised of people who hate you.