What would you put in the cupboard?

What would you put in the cupboard?

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definitely not a fucking feathernigger

Play money.

no brainer

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Fuck yeah.

Is that from mothering fucking street sharks or the tick?!?

Is there any point to this aside from sexual gratification?

inb4 cartoon horse

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Moby Lick from Street Sharks. It was one of my favorite toys as a kid.

You could use it to get rich too so.... That with extra steps.

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Plastic pusy mound.

Disposable high tech flying assassins depending on the toy that's made real.

How are those 6 inch dolls supposed to gratify you sexually?

>put in injun toy
>comes alive
>torture living version, snipping of it's arms, poking it with hot needles
>put its little injun family in
>torture them in front of little injun man
>finally rip off their little heads slowly
>put all back in cupboard
>hot glue heads back on
>repeat above steps indefinitely

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Teaching urban white kids a morality lesson?

I fucking hate this movie
fuck this movie

Were any limitations ever hinted at? Just small stuff came alive?

Myself

My penis would no longer be too small for her.

felch em

I had the VHS case with the reversible cubbard slip cover and toy Indian, pissed me off so fucking bad that he didn't come to life in it that I took him outside and blew him up with Black Cats.

I thought it was called the magical key

My ultramarine army.

Imagine the possibilities.

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I'd appreciate it if you got all the way off my back about how the cupboard works

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It would also become sentient

Thats cute.

t. his mindset

based I had the same toy

Read a book and find out.

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I can't believe I'm old enough to not only have seen this movie, but to have read the book. I'm going to kill myself.

Hey there fellow oldster, read it in 3rd grade in 93'.

This was the go-to substitute teacher movie day before Remember The Titans

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You're exactly the same age as me then. Let's go out together, and take everyone else with us.

I read the first couple of books.
Patrick was less of a weenie in the books.

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>ywn collect tiny scalps