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heres your new little mermaid.
got a problem with this rorke?

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howling and agreeing

he should have gone for arthur

WHAT A LIFE

Why do you rejoice in not being able to pick your head of state? It's a bit pathetic.

does this mean the pope is single now?

monarchy > republic

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yes ive got a problem

fuck up gearoid

based

youtube.com/watch?v=K75H32uBeAU

All embrace me
It’s my time to rule at last
Seventy three years have I been waiting
To sit upon my throne

No allegiance
I will swear no oath
Crowned by god not by the church
As my power is divine

They thought I was too old to rule the land
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
My time has come

I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Carolus rise
With the lord my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the skies
See Carolus rise

To the skies
See Carolus rise

Proved in battle
Led my men to victory
No man alive or dead commands me
I answer to the Lord

Hear my orders
Question me and die
What I say was said in heaven
And so it shall be done

I know I was destined to rule alone
All for myself I have claimed the throne
Born to rule
My time is now

I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Carolus rise
With the lord my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the skies
See Carolus rise

To the skies
See Carolus rise

All that’s thine shall be mine, there’s no stopping me
All over Europe my rule shall be questioned by none

All I see give to me, that is my decree
My will be done

They thought I was too old to rule the land
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
My time is now

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looks like one of those lake creatures from the harry potter film

King Arthur, what could have been. He's going to be a transitionary monarch, why not have fun and name himself such. Change buckingham to camelot and we're set.

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why do you rejoice in not owning fishing rods?
cultures are different

gay paki pm

Why brits are so ugly?

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You chose Michael Higgins personally did you lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=oadhHk2xs6c

We're all mates here aha...

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*exposes my arsehole and let’s of a rip roaring fart*

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there is a weird trend in hollywood where they replace white ginger haired people with black people
look into it

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youtu.be/kn6-c223DUU

HaaaAAAAIIIgh

>DAE LE QUEEN LE KING?!
>DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?!?
>HURRRR HURR DURRR

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Just one more drink...

OH COME OUT YE BLACKS AND TRANS
COME WATCH ME ELECT A GAY PAKISTANI MAN

spiderman really quit social media because he's shagging a darkie

THE POWER OF LOVE. A FORCE FROM ABOVE
youtube.com/watch?v=mjvFho9cQs4
Don't say nothing good comes out of Liverpool.

mad how im whiter than most Europeans

Best song the Chemical Brothers ever did
youtube.com/watch?v=_91HbYkguwk

prove it

its insane how 90% of england's culture comes from france but they both hate each other

youtu.be/bX85F85Lg0c

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at the end of the day our head of state does literally nothing other than PR, and the queen was good at that. and yeah they're parasites, but they're not half as bad as the wankers in parliament in that regard.

I'd call him David Snowy

I disdain rap and dislike spicy food

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PXX5-p6sUwI

Um, based department?

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le francais… hon hon hon

Ever told a girl you're protect her from the Hooded Claw? Or keep the vampires from her door?

Didn't think so. I have.

i love my king, my heart swells with feelings of loyalty and affection at the thought of him, i would gladly give my life without at a second thought at his command.

GOD SAVE THE KING

LONG MAY HE REIGN

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does France have chavs?

guarantee im whiter than you but i enjoy a bit of a rap and spicy food as long as its not unreasonably spicy.

don't understand why anyone would use twitter tbqh
maybe if I was a celebrity/famous person

wtf is a Foundational Black American

prefer the Beatles

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Yes. They're called Algerians and Moroccans.

alri ngubu.

i need a wider assortment of cute anime pics

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yeh, watch La Haine

don't.

robot girl????

alri.
where de white wimmin at lol

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3 sausages?
take the piss

gay paki pm

Will be enjoying some nice, relaxing ASMR to send me off to sleep tonight.

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*peers at you with disdain*

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needs rice

>a hand grenade will kill you within 10 metres
>but a 155mm artillery round will only kill you with a direct hit

anyone remember the broken sword video games

theres 3 more hidden under the beans

Think I'm make homemade chips tomorrow. Seeing them there got me feeling nostalgic and homesick.

What a stupid waste of money to change all the currency for a new monarch

just belled the gearoid for a zoot

So our state legalized weed. Now when the principals call home bc a student is High at school some parents straight up say they smoke it with their kid bc it is legal now. Um no! Your child is not 21, so that is child abuse! Some of the people that get a sperm with an egg! It's nuts. But apparently only one student has a card so I warned the students of the legal implications.

wont be an immediate transition

Monged trannies

pretty much, but monarchy does provide the ideal historical epochs for british history and civilization cause we get a few reigns that are around a lifetime, and the shorter reigns we can group together. If you hate privilege, abolish the lords. The Crown is fine

charlie needs to legalise weed here pronto
blooming joke tbqh

Not really lad

unlike your dad

>Foundational Black American
the southern states were so hilariously in the wrong when it comes to the future of politics
dixie apologists are utterly braindead in not seeing that keeping black people en masse in the country will inevitably lead to future problems for society

>18 years old

Good, maybe we can swap over to a Republic in time to save on the embarrassment of having money with Charlie's face on it

dood
wede

why the fuck are her hips a metre wide

done me

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especially since he's fucking 73
at least it'll those limited edition charlie coins will go for a fair bit Will or even George become king

sex appeal

>theres 3 more hidden under the beans
Looking at the plate, those sausages seem to be ... 'has beens'.

I fucking love the KING!

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I have a cousin with a similar look, and the same age, but MBB looks ten years older than her. When do they start administering adrenochrome?

can the "they have no power brigade" explain this?
theguardian.com/uk/2013/jan/14/secret-papers-royals-veto-bills
honestly interested

need a monarch to keep MPs and PM in check. look how Alexander shit the bed when talking about how he had to apologise to the queen

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>pinical of beauty use to be a redhead from the 50s-90s when most of the charecters were dreamt up
>as such beutiful female charecters were written as redheads
>now the traditional 'pinical of beauty' needs to be some ugly wog because thats what s0yboys want
Dont think its any more cynical than that to be honest. Hate racebending, but companies just follow trends and th money.

hmmm

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can hear an owl going mental outside

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Enjoy it lad

Alexander the Great?

ridiculous lack of security she could have covid or something

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*goes fucking mental*

Slaves must have been so expensive but I guess the money they made selling cotton or sugar or whatever covered it. But still, must have been crazy expensive.

Bootlicking anti-democratic brown noser
The real Freemen went to the colonies
The drones stayed behind

fox as gorrit lad

>can the "they have no power brigade" explain this?
no :)

you know she takes BBC right?

Ignorant

9 year old article
dont give a shit

look at the pure love and affection in his eyes. a true loyal subject.

oi keep it down im trying to listen to george michael in peace here

Nah it's not even a female thing
Red from the shawshank redemption was a white ginger man (hence the nickname) played by morgan freeman
Electro, the spiderman vilan played by Jamie Foxx
seriously it is very weird, there are more examples

why didn't you reply to my post
now it just looks like you're talking to yourself

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Feel sorry for the geezer. His mum dies, he now rules 15 or whatever countries and he isnt given any time to mourn and immediately has to go and greet his subjects. Bit sad really

America needs Socialism.