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>be me in engineering class in high school
>get assigned a seat next to a cute girl
>become friends
>find out her she immigrated to america from slovakia
>being the mutt I am, I told her I was czech
>develop crush on her
>we date
>people at school unironically started referring to us as 'czechoslovakia' after my engineering teacher overheard her saying how I was czech and she was slovakian, dude then embarrassed us infront of the whole class by christening us saying something along the lines of 'heh, look, it's czechoslovakia'
I know this sounds retarded but I swear to god I'm not larping. Wish I had a way to prove it

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cute story user

Diaspora posters are the worst on this board

that's cute

Thanks :)
I'm Irish too. The only story I have about being Irish is going around pinching non-Irish people in class on St. Patty's day

You fucking freaks are fantasizing about having an autistic gf that's fucking sad
You will never, EVER, have a girlfriend and you will remain sad and miserable as God willed it when he made you this ugly and retarded

so much this

Thanks :)
Contrary to popular belief, I, as an avid Any Forums.org user, have had a gf and have had the sex. Seethe more

>girls in engineering
even less believable than you dating her

>6'5 czech girl in my class
>she likes to tease me
>one day she pins me to the ground and sits on her face
>unleashes a series of hot wet farts in my nose and mouth
>try not to inhale but can't fight it any longer
>breathe in her ass fumes and lose consciousness for a few seconds
>wake up in the nurse's office

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It was a required class. Look up PLTW on the internet, it was through that program

did you literally just zoom into the picture of tits and then go into a schizo rant
it's a frog. ignore it

>wake up in the nurse's office
>nurse is a hot platform-shoes and fishnet wearing goth chick
>she likes to tease me
>one day she pins me to the ground and sits on my face
>unleashes a series of hot wet farts in my nose and mouth
>try not to inhale but can't fight it any longer
>breathe in her ass fumes and lose consciousness for a few seconds

>cute girl with an eastern euro accent in my college history class
>too shy to talk to her
thats my diaspora story :')

Many such cases

I want to be friends with french boiz and date french gurlz but i'm too autistic to speak to anyone outside of my community :(

Are you nafari or black

brown, SEA-ish

was meant for

There are SEA's in France? Tf. Anyways just go outside user, shouldn't be that hard

I met few vietnamese here, a lot more than you'd think, I'm not sure about the other ones. They're nice but most asians tend to stay between themselves, especially the chinese ones. I suppose it's because it's intimidating since it seems like most of them don't speak french and you'd have better chance resurrecting the queen of england than to find a frenchman speaking proper english

Interesting. Do you speak French?

Yes, I came from an ex french colony

Then you should be able to find French frens. Just go outside user :) Don't be afraid :) French people may seem standoffish and arrogant but that shouldn't stop you :) I believe in you :)