/brit/

absolutely mad to think that there are these giant creatures roaming in the deep that have only been seen a handful of times

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another reminder

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NATOberg struggling to explain how the economy shank during the lockdowns despite Amazon's profits exploding

indian excellence

No wonder things are relatively cheap. Always a catch

>washington correspondent
>morbidly obese
haha

willy fills with blood when looking at peng girls

this but stomach and when sucking their blood

Unlike your mum weheyyy

You should have that checked out

>don't care the monarch is above the law and that's how it should b
you lost dickhead

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HE DONT MISS

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Usually when an English King or Queen dies it means that are war is brewing, which one is it this time?

quiche for tea

gamergate II

no you don't understand these 100 companies are special the other million don't matter because they just don't

2 lucky dips purchased for tonight. £111 million.

>sep 10
alri doc brown

its september 10th yet

feel like humanity has an instinctive dismissal of me

the nUK should modernize royal celebrity. Abdicate to a young starlet that works the tabloids, has spots in popular media, does crossovers with political pundits, and has a promiscuous presence on the handheld photosphere

*does a little dance*

yeah yeah yeah yeah

the sea was angry that day my friends

Damn it.

mug

so a slag?

y tho

so fucking sick of this shitty world, lads.

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>I swear my posts were just banter.

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its september 11th
*makes plane noises*
*makes crash noise*
*makes building collapse noise*
*does man in a box voice of people screaming*
*makes jumper noises*
*makes fire noise*
*makes trumpet funeral fanfare noises*
*says never forget in man in a box voice*

I just heard the news. I can’t believe it. RIP HER MADGE!

seaside mark is an accurate depiction of what the average /brit/ poster will become

holy cope

respect

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Think things are bad now lads? Come back in five years time.

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tyrants

need to go audit some of them

holy vlad

We’ll see who’s the mug when I win

softens the blow for him somewhat that the other four were also too late

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svanage deee lads

drinking update

no cooking today de lads

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Yeah I always said once QE2 dies that would be it for this country. It is unironically over.

brits are seriously fucking cringe

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Ah! So that's when you'll start the war.

farting like a mad cunt

wtf the bottom right genuinely does look like her

Post wholesome pics and vids to raise our spirits.

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imagine kissing her, consensually

Spooky

>The Met Police have said the officer who shot and killed Chris Kaba has not been subjected to 'restricted duties or suspension'.

Odds of winning euromillions is 1 in 139 million so you'd need the jackpot to be £347.5 million to make it +ev to play. Retard

bottom right is are Queen with her hat on

schizophrenia is based actually

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i'll rip her vag xx

just seen the queen in my slice of toast

diego and mikey whispering in hushed tones over a polaroid with an unexplained orb in the background

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based schizos

All hail king charlie

Oh did he have to cancel his latest Oprah appearance whining about how hard-done-by he is at no notice.

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who the fuck is chris kaba and why should i care

Britain has been a 3rd world country for decades, only considered 1st world via reputation. Now the queen has gone any kind of stability and reverence you had has gone. Dark days ahead

I am that 1 in 139 million. It’s me. I will win the jackpot tonight.

just seen the queen in a foggy bus window on the way to Fulham Poo

diego and 190 wouldve loved this thread

black lad who was shot by police for no reason

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is is true that irish are celebrating death of queen?

i can think of at least one reason

Just another statistic now

nah Charles is based

lowlives everywhere are celebrating

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king charles cavalier III

as I recall it was not a Rolex but was in fact a 5 quid watch off Aliexpress purchased by one of the nonces in /britfeel/ for Mark

quite sad in the video seeing his eyes light up as he contemplated the trade-in value at CeX, all while mindlessly repeating that he wouldn't pawn it

watching ww2 stuff and came across some great soviet war songs

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Least racist white south african

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girlfriend did my makeup and got me to wear one of her cosplay outfits. am i peng or what lads hahab

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Oh no the queen died so sad.
Don't care about the thousands of old people that will also die because they can't afford to heat their homes or eat.
*waves at the gold pumpkin carting the King around*

Screaming
Is that vid still up?

i was born to suffer

prostate massager arriving tomorrow

americans are obsessed with money

whens the fucking speech

Diego would've loved this post

Hello oppressed straight white male

hes itt you stupid gay fuck

Sadly so many people here think we're on our way to a great future, so there's no chance of averting our rapid decline.

outta touch outta time

Crispy Fish Bagel........................................£6.30
Crispy Battered Fish Strips with Tartar Sauce

the order

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You not fancy any nutrients with that meal lad?

poof

isn't that just a regular dildo?

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madness

whenever His Majesty feels like you vile grotty little peasant-man

Do you see that cloud

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i kneel

Gonna get a Chick Fil-a in honour of our Madge

straightest australian male

wikifeet.com/Liz_Truss