A swede, finn, dane and norwegian walk into an Icelander bar.
"I'll have one abdi ibn muhammad al hassan" says the swede, and is given an ikea stool to build so he can sit and drink his own tears while the bvll fucks his wife.
"I'll have one sauna an-" begins the finn, but before he can finish he has socially distanced himself out to the woods and hanged himself in a tree.
"*SQUEEEEEEL* says the dane, and is chased out by the barkeep. "No pigs allowed!" The dane ran into the woods and began eating the dead finn's corpse. "My apologies" says the swede adressing Muhammad, "I know you hate pigs religiously since they are unclean."
Next the Norwegian says "I'll have some oil and salmon," and getting both, hands out a peace prize to muhammad before shooting himself after having gambled away the oil and given the salmon aids.
Finally the icelander bar closes due to a new financial crisis and the icelander barkeep declares that "water is too spicy for me" and dies of thirst.
have you guys heard that story about this black slave from danish caribbean colony who escaped to iceland and started breeding everyone so that nowadays hundreds of icelanders have african blood in their veins despite looking typically scandinavian
Wyatt Murphy
>It's true Iceland is not longer part of the nordic countries, as they are officially Africans.
Dylan Roberts
DO NOT CLICK THIS IMAGE it is a .gif masked as a .png
Lucas Russell
why do you feel the need to stick it to other people? got offended?
Jaxson Richardson
it's a funny image, why do you feel the need to cry about it?
Sebastian Sanchez
By February 1820, Hans had married Katrín Antoníusdóttir from Háls. They had three children; two survived childhood, and their living descendants now number nearly nine hundred. Hans Jonatan died on 18 December 1827.
>Antonius >Hits pipe
Ian Thompson
If had made this thread it would be full >German "humor" Comments
