I failed at getting a gf again. I thought I really had a chance this time. Women in this country are fucking impossible

I failed at getting a gf again. I thought I really had a chance this time. Women in this country are fucking impossible.

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argentinians talk like retards, no offence :)

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good god user

Jesus christ not even I'm this terrible at talking to women

Translation?

wait
so your friend got stood up by a girl and then his mother posted con cancerbook about it?

what's happening

Thanks Op. This only strengthens my belief not to talk to women. This is exactly some cringe shit I would say.

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>en la concha

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did you blow it up just to post it here or are you actually an idiot?

me itt.

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me gusta

t. The guy who's eternally mad about his made up fantasy about getting robbed by an argentine


Also Op you are a literal disgrace

>And what with the cat?
>nothing, she didn't appear, my mom put out a notice on cringebook but no one cared
>and how are you doing?
>terrible, I want her to return
>You want me to pamper you for a little bit, with some kisses... on the pussy

Could you send a webm of you mimando el rato en la concha pls

This has to be a troll, lmao

I feel bad for you bro

For angloid speakers
>conversation about missing cat
>she says she is feeling bad and wishes the cat came back
>user then says "want me to cuddle with you? perhaps some kisses in your coochie"

You want to kiss a rat inside a seashell? What?

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cayo como un grande

Least mentally ill argensimio

Retard here, don’t speak a lot of Spanish, so bear with me
>What happened with the cat?
>Nothing, it never showed up
>today my mom posted it on Facebook, they shared it but nobody saw it
>nobody responded, nothing
>emoji
>and how are you?
>dreadful
>I want her to come back
>you don’t want me to pamper you a little?
>and some kisses
>on the pussy

user: So what about the (female) cat?
Her: Nothing, she is still missing. My mom posted about her in Facebook, some people shared it but no one saw her. No one has called us, nothing.
user: :(, and how are you feeling?
Her: Awful, I want her to come back
user: Want me to spoil (cuddle with) you?, some kisses maybe...on your pussy

Thank you bro

What the fuck, OP?

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Yeah okay okay we get it fucking hell

qrd?

absolutemente chad
women love this shit
she might act offended but secretly she is dripping wet

lmao this entire time I was thinking about gata = cute girl, as if OP had just arrived from a date
my colloquial spanish sucks

that's a yikes from me

Openly being a coomer literally only works if you’re a chad. If you aren’t you need to pretend to be a wholesome stand up guy basically until she’s invited you over to fuck

>No quieres que te mime un rato
>Y unos besos
>En la concha

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this is the first thing to make me laugh since Liz died

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I refuse to believe this is real

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>En la concha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD GOD YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS CASE OF AUTISM HAHAHAHAHA I AIN'T EVEN MAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUHUHU HIHIHI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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