/Brit/

Dogshit thread wheres the real new

she brexited

sky news broadcast just cut out

I'm legitimately mad about this.

Be a good lad and keep her spirit going forever.

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I'm actually going to make a good thread lads, stand by.

Oh dear what a shame (lol)

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fuck sake
bastard cheating frogs making someone king at 4

rorkes next jeans status?

God Bless The Queen.
God Save The King!

kys you fucking disrespectful little runt

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Let's see King Charles' card.

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be thankful he wasn’t PM
imagine having the first non-white PM and the queen dies a few days later

Why have you clicked on Belize

>excellent work, Agent Truss, return to base

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>using any /brit/s for the next week that aren't lizzy themed OP's

shant

The end of an era. This is just a reminder of our mortal selves.

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God weeps. Satan wins this day.

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I offer you my condolences for the death of your queen

LONG LIVE THE KING

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>became king at 4
Shouldn't count

That's none of your fucking business

The King has spent his entire Reign in Scotland. Good lad.

I wasn't going to travel to Scotland you dopey bint
>*smack her arse*

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I blame Brexit for this.

If Remain won she probably would have reached 100

god rest the queen
god save the king

the monarchy provide more money than it costs to house them and pay for them
they also provide a rich cultural heritage most nations have lost. and sadly, we will soon loose as we see the fall of any decency, dignity, pride and respect in our own society

Merci

was calling people niggers online x

that's it lads, you heard the top brass
no bradleyposting

be honest lads how many of you actually give a single toss?

god save the poo

was doing a wank

the mineral turpentine?

We've all been tricked lads.

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i bet old lizzie also did it when she kicked the bucket

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Oh Granddad, that’s what you always do!

>tfw on holiday in america and this happens
How can I milk it lads?

wtf even the football page

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REST IN PISS

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charles is a saudi puppet

r liz absolutely state mogging

even god knows monarchy is gay hence the rainbow diss

reckon it's time to integrate the UK

Can't believe she's dead

how old is this current dynasty?

bongbros... what the frick is going on?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's on every single news channel and every paper fuck me

Actual thread:

the reign of Elizabeth II has drawn peacefully toward its close

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looking forward to liz trusses speech
wonder how much of a drooling spastic she will come across as

will petition the government to rename the country 'The Queen' in honour of The Queen

having a respectful wank over a £20 note

What do you expect?

state of these yank freaks

England’s energy crisis worsened so badly, even the queen had to go somewhere else for better heating

That’s just a sign that Lizzy’s burning in hell…

its like she lived two more days to see truss in
her sense of duty is unparalleled

the Hanoverians have endured since the 1700s

Scared of the queens eternal mighty populist army eh?

They’re not clowns, you know.
This isn’t a clown world anymore.

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just wait 5 minutes you spacker thread's moving quick

>Funeral will be on a sunday
>so we dont get a day off toil

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They've put the lectern outside Downing Street. The only remaining Liz is going to make a statement soon.

this looks fake but it isn't

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got it out there early

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The death of the Queen .... heralds not just the end of the British monarchy, but also the end of any hope of the recovery post-Brexit Global Britain . Canada and Australia will now drift further into the US/Chinese orbit. The UK will slip further into Paki domination and irrelevancy. Scotland will secede. Poles and refugees will be unleashed on the Britroaches by the vengeful EU. Hundreds of Reynhard Sinagas will roam the countryside assaulting every man and boy they catch

More like she got one look at her and said 'Fuck it I'm out'

Isn't Charles like 73? It would be painful for you if he'd die two days after inauguration.

the french monarchy will pay for this

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Will britishers become a republic now?

if you open up BBC news, her death is the LEAD story. can you believe that?

Good riddance

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DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD

what did they mean by this?

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grim beyond words
>i've gone..... to china.... to open up.... pork markets
*long awkward pause before people start clapping*

imagine that, a year of three monarchs

the queen allowed this country to become a diverse shithole and rorke mourns her. what a joke lmao

No, my dear, I was in the toilet doing a big poo.

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LOL

Kill yourselves you fucking shitskins/victims of British superiority

>in CUM BENT
lol
cuckold nation

yikes

What the fuck is TalkTV HD
When the fuck did this get here

>waiting for a statement from the king

sounds weird

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

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the only charles i care about

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opportunistic git

today i will put aside my racism and nigger posting out of respect for our late queen genuinely never thought i'd be sad over the death of a nigger sympathizer but she was alright in the end

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louis doesnt count, he was """king""" when he was 4

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Last two /brit/s at 8 posts/minute.
/brit/pol at 15.73 posts/minute.
/britfeel/ at 1.5 posts/minute.

vassal state
biden absolutely seething

breh i am crying soi much it is taking me too long to even post this

i am inconsolable
can barely breathe right now.. i feel like the queen

with the death of the last major character, we can finally announce the end of Britain, no more Britain

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sucks for truss having this happen like 2 days into you being prime minister

see
well?

Need to invade France, lads. I'm not even joking

it's over

holy BASED

his majesty the king is going to take some getting used to

Here to pay my respects
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Prince Charles becomes King Charles (and also Lord of Mann because the Isle of Man is weird). Camilla Duchess of Cornwall becomes Queen Camilla.

Prince William becomes Duke of Cornwall, his wife becomes Duchess of Cornwall.

Prince Edward becomes Duke of Edinburgh.

Prince Harry becomes Henry Winsor, being disowned finally as the son of a whore and a ginger twat.

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He is the cum bender. don't insult him

good post

One day /brit/, one day...
youtube.com/watch?v=pV0ChUiGWzI

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mate this will be the most extensive coverage of any single event in your life

hope Biden shows up to Liz's funeral in this attire

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two 4-0s will do that to you at that age to be fair

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SEETHING AND CRYING

mihai is expected to make a speech any minute

>150 BILLION package announced (largest in history)
>queen dies 6 hours later

i think this will only fuel the republican movement, we waited this long for help with the cost of living and now parliament is paralysed again

*rises from the depths and drags northern ireland down with us like a kraken*

Imagine the banter if Rishi got in then she died aha

WHERE’S THE FACKING GIN?

doubt this senile mong even knows where ireland is

Will there be a coronation for Charles? why is he already being called a king?

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muh queen boo hoo

state of those teeth

britain is finished

>and also Lord of Mann because the Isle of Man is weird
Also Duke of Normandy and Lancaster

shetland and the west coast of wales stay winning

I would hope he stays away, fucking hell, just no, no no no no

send Trump

MAKE /BRIT/ A STICKY

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eating onion rings with mayo in my underwear

Time to get the bevvies in then.

youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

Truss speaks

get ready for a torrent of spiteful calls for a republic now

wtf I just turned on BBC and apparently the queen is really ill

youtu.be/a-G7NKYxSqY

Coronation takes time after the mourning period. It won't happen for around a year or so.

New.

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Oh my god the state of Truss. Shitting herself.

lispy runt

why not though? regional autonomy would improve Britain

when do you think the queen last had a girlwank?

are liz

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Nah, it's a god send. She can start her regime by being Statesmanlike

hope he does change his name. charles is a shit one. we haven't had a henry in a while

Fuck off Liz, you had the chance to speak from the heart there and win over the nation and you’ve read something a 22 year old bender member of staff wrote for you.