Bezos edition
/brit/
this is the one
2 minutes
I don't like black people.
Hey Liz!
Holy 5s lads
my sincere condolences
Based.
blessed thread
god save her
One minute
mad how if someone mailbombed this person then theyd get in trouble. the state
Never forget
just looked out my window and saw charles riding around on a comically small bike carrying a sceptre and crown
COME ON JEFFREY
YOU CAN DO IT
who said the news would drop at 6 because I think they just made that up
6pm coming.
getting heart palpitations
RIP
Make her the Eternal Head of the Commonwealth - that's how you save the monarchy.
You don’t like the Royal family?
leftypol demanding the next queen or king be a genderfluid poc
Checked.
Also, just busted a nut over this pic, to stay coherent.
jeff gayzos lool
it's happening
This is it lads
It looms
antivaxbros we just keep winning
Imagine seething this hard.
foreign countries are so embarrassing
who's this welsh fella on bbc
on this day in 1943 italy surrendered to the allies
knobs a bit cheesy
Dont care bout queen
No I don't like them either now that you mention it.
LINK TO STREAM NOW
BBC BREAKING NEWS: its over
I've heard incredibly low iq people have great difficulties with anachronisms.
This might be an example of that, where she has heard the british empire has done these things, and she knows the queen is the head of the empire, so she thinks she did it.
>seismic
it's OVER
she was cute in the 50s ngl
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
thinking back to all the great achievements the queen had, like living a long time, watching the empire die, killing diana, doing as little as possible to not get kicked out
good times
This isn't a football game lmao
Nothing is happening directly at 6
kek
I dont understand how anybody can take twitter seriously when you have the richest most influential people who go on their to own mentally ill liberals
༼つ◕‿◕༽つ
Thoughts and prayers and hugs to you /brit/ in these horrible times. Stay strong. We love you all
No I don’t lad, not only are you a taig you are also a foul pikey cunt
>italy
deary me
literal nothingburger
NOTHING they didn't announce it ffs
Apparently they don't understand painkillers either.
Fool. It’s Derry I said
england's brave huw edwards
The Queen gave royal assent to apartheid
kek, our governments never last for too long
i trust a democracy in/of the country of disney or EPCOT more than i trust a king
poo naan
youtube.com
queenie requested this to be played at the funeral
But Who will be Queen now????
greng
>may she die on agony
>dying at 96 after a long life pumped full of drugs with her family around her in a multi million pound castle
blacks just can't catch a break
dutch posters aren’t welcome in this general
bros do you think the monarchy is going to die with charles
THE LONDON BRIDGE FELL DOWN! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE KING!
wtf I love the queen now
every nonwhite celebrating the queens death needs to be deported to their country of origin by tomorrow
they clearly do not like the uk so they should not be there
mad how the queen was born same as me but inherited 50 castles she could live in or give to her kids
Can't believe that the queen has covid
The ghosts of David Lloyd George and Winston Churchill walking to the pearly gates to greet the recently deceased Queen Elizabeth
We’re all upset, but there’s no need to go around slinging insults. Especially to our lovable rogue Mikey
Heard bagpipes and shit myself, thought it was over. But the BBC was just playing a clip of an old event
FOAN
the tie looks black
tightening my foreskin into the jaws of a lathe chuck and turning it on
literally this. what the fuck is that about? im glad a king would go out and fix those people, although kings are still terrible and im leaving to the countries those people are going to anyway
Don’t care what you say you dirty caravan dwelling rat
Any chance of another family claiming the throne these days?
Not the way it works chud
I have freedom of opinion in the UK praise be to Jahjah
Queen Camilla
It's ok I know you're hurting, just let it all out it's all good
come on huwe give it to us
One guy did
i.4cdn.org
Said Fuck the queen in my family group chat and my brother said thats rude
Fucking announce it
people shouldn't be happy about it though because the british will only become much bigger assholes after they get a new monarch.
This is how it usually goes.
Will Charles be crowned in full knightly armor and will he ride out of the cathedral on a horse?
Apartheid was given ascent by the governor-general and it only intensified after South Africa became a republic under Verwoerd you little scrote.
Blame your mum and dad for not grafting. How’s your own castle accumulation coming on?
Bezos is much more professional on twitter than Elon Musk
>caused the painful deaths of millions of people
it's kinda ironic that some of the places that made loads of money off the empire like bristol, liverpool, london are really popular amongst left people who hate the empire, while places like hull, morecambe, grimsby who didn't really benefit are probably more fond of the empire nowadays
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so does the last cock in your mums mouth
nobody cares mate talking about the queen at the moment
Is it actually happening soon lads?
Is it worth keeping the telly on?
You’re an Orangeman. Can’t get much lower than that on the ladder of society. Cope on you larping cunt. It’s DERRY
brit bros, how are we coping with the queen soon to be vax death?
a mate of mine reckons she died years ago and they're announcing it now as a distraction
She also gave royal assent to anti discrimination legislation in the uk
She didn't inherit 50 castles though.
World's richest man defending our Queen from evil black barbarians wishing pain and death
been gooning all evening in anticipation, bollocks are going to fucking kill if they dont do the announcement soon
it's so over
How do you feel about that?
>Irish
Would allow it if you said the Royal family but the Queen actually did her graft
What happens if a native Brit celebrates her death?
ill try to leave a catalyst in the UK to go and do while im gone. bye though
youre a bunch of fat imbred retarded THICKO pisslows btw
Well, if your mate said it.
the guy on the right has a blue tie, happening aborted, the queen's fine
Its a nowtsarnie isnt it lads
He’s literally a gypsy and Irish catholic, can’t get any lower lad
>assent by the governor general
On behalf of of whom?
>intensified
Not really the basic discriminations began before it was a republic dear
The duality of Man
it is rude desu
we're losing one liz
>but gaining another
LIZ BROS
this unironically made me see j*ff b*z*s in a slightly more positive light
/brit/ is going to be shite for 2 days until she actually dies, then it'll be completely unusable
slow news day huh
>no 6pm death announcement
QUEEN CONFIRMED ALIVE
sorry bros
They're waiting for Harry to turn up to announce it
She's a slag, so in that way she's a good British lass
mad how this was orchestrated to get Brits to fall even more under the control of American gigacorps
expect the mail to pick this up so boomers get in on "Amazon's alrite innit" psyops
>He has fished in troubled waters, using arms sales, mercenaries and even direct military intervention to make Russia a player in conflicts in Syria and Libya.
Absolutely outrageous, could you IMAGINE intervening in Libya or Syria? Makes me sick to imagine us, the Good Guys doing that
Worlds actually going mad about this isn’t it
THE QUEEN IS ALIVE
A 1000 YEAR MONARCHY
GOD WILLS IT
CHECK EM
She's waiting for Harry to get there before she can die so she can call him a dickhead for marrying that mutt
Well yes, but you don’t need to be cruel. Punching down, and all that.
dubs and she lives
She's not a man
If I catch you around the streets of England I’ll break your legs you bomb making inbred bog trotter.
What should I get for lunch while waiting for her death?
Right jokes aside do any one you actually care if the Queen dies? It's a shame if she does but I doubt I'll care all that much
oh owen jones
same
the monkeypox has spread to mihai's brain
this but unironically
the answer lies in the ties
The queen's dying press s to spit
Press f to fortnite dance
Press x to get the bevvies in
that is their right as a native subject of the queen. non-brits have no right to both live there and celebrate it, especially non-european "brits", ESPECIALLY not the ones complaining about colonization while benefiting from it. they need to be send back on cargo planes.
if you don't like the uk, don't live there. simple.
sorry lads i'm stuck in traffic, 6:30 for sure
i feel like britposting will kill 4cuck for good after a while
> Turbo brainlet brother of a certified nonce king
Uk is so finished. I should have stayed in Colombia or Bulgaria
she's dead, the family was around to witness the clone being initiated
I think the main difference between you and her is her parents were a king and a queen
he still made dem rangz though, he'll need to work very hard to make up for that
>Queen Elizabeth II live updates: Double rainbow appears in front of Buckingham Palace
holy shit, ANOITED by God
>Back in my day that swastika meant something... bleh
'Man' in that context refers to humanity in general.
stop it user
they have the technology to rebuild HIM....
No, not my nan dying is it
what does being black have to do with this? Nigerian men were shitting on the dyke last week
>be an english man in america
>a country founded by your people
>breed niggers for work
>*holup mass immigration ayo fuck this niggas im out'
>sail back to blighty with all the loot, build a nice life for yourself in a little village (your headstones still there 400 years later, some old woman still leaves a flower now and then)
>proper cute
>be a refugee immigrant loser in america
>anglicise your name
>sinister people very shady
>notice all the niggers being free living life loving life farming doing what the english men bred them for hard work
>*the eurosludge mind ticks over*
>'viy kniew iy weel invont cook poren'
>so they invented cuck porn
>all their yellow skinned mutt women blacked
>they pay for it
so now 400 years later euroswarth faggots in america create a genre of porn that depicts niggers, bred by english men for work
shagging raped yellow skinned continental european women with names like schurler
tyrone smith absolutley NAILING ein frau miss horowitzskischulerheimer
its a fucking disgrace
but also highly amusing
also america has more niggers than all african countries other than 3
america is the 3rd largest nigger country in the world
and they were all bred by english men
they are all conquerors
mutts are so fucked
Bit sexist isn't lad.
Respect da gyal dem
What are we in store for as a country under the rule of King Charles III?
I actually know enough historical facts to challenge this woman in her claims. However, i hate twitter and would hate to get into some bullshit twitter debate that would end up in a ban anyway, nor do I think it's worth the time putting the facts together but I'm tempted /brit/, should I?
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
remember being 13
i knew it! the LGBT have KILLED the queen
if the queen followed a vegan diet she would have another 30 years in her
>stand down
Who does that AIDS-ridden wanker think he is?
>clone
They're transferring the brain from her body into Charles'. 'The King is dead, long live the King' isn't a metaphor, it's the same brain living on all the way back to Athelstan.
britain is finally free from her choke hold, God has announced her death
This king man. Honestly, why did anyone put up with him? Got to respect him for leaving the life of a Gazza though
don't care that much really but appreciate it's the end of an era and we'll all remember tonight
charles looks like a red nonce and will have an impotent time as king and the monarchy will diminish in standing after
Nah leave it
Its not happening lads
it never happens... false alarm
We’d all be sad that day. Sloppy BJs 50p a go, what a trooper that all bird is.
Don't run from your feelings, accept them and let them carry you away. Become human again
why would you care what leftypol's pets have to say on twitter
can we stop with this epstein tomfoolery
shes got hundreds of replies, youd be pissing into the sea
Not likely gonna stumble upon your caravan park lad, it’s England so most likely gonna find myself up to the knees in pakis and Nigerians
Stop posting Twitter crap
Thanks
having a wank right now
not to the queen of course, but just happened to get horny
funny how that works
She is just a troll mate, don't bother
just like when anyone dies
bit of a shame you can't see them again but life goes on init
Shes going to hell isnt she?
So she's going to die in Scotland? Wth she's not even going out in her own country that she ruled for a century lol
gonna buy my protein bars from amazon this month now
Got a post ready that will cause you wankers to seethe, and yes it WILL stand out from the other (You) bait