/brit/

Liz Truss detained by the Commons Sergeant at Arms on suspicion of Treason

two years is forever for people that old
he was crowned as a kid

someone get ant and dec to make sense out of all of this

Janny sort this man out

would leave its ring in tatters

me in the middle

Me in the middle

hate my life LOL

no

you immediately start worshipping abo cock and replace the union jack on your flag with poo colours to represent abos

extinction Rebellion have loads of protests planned for next week, wonder if they'll have the balls to go through with it if she croaks

Beni Hirru

>cash converters
Literally a fence for smackhead shoplifters
Needs shutting down

Lol

not broken any rules
bore off

i hate the queen she is old ugly and stinky

fuckin whore got what was coming to her finally

I'll demand a week off no matter what
7 days minimum to pay my respects to dear Lizzie. Any less and I'll have toilberg charged with treason

I think for us it’ll feel like the end of an age. Most normies won’t really care but something will feel different about global politics afterwards

cant wait x

Joe Biden is only 16 years younger than the queen

me in the middle

vgh sv/vt kitts

Arielle Maxine wank: on the agenda

cant wait til she carks it haha

huw edwards dressed like kylie's just died

would Putin be invited to the funeral & would he attend if he were?

Liz dying is the true end of the 20th century, the last link we had to that happy shiny pre-9/11 world that will now be gone forever.

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Sending good vibes to the mourning British people and praying this will usher in an era of 32 united counties.

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you dont have the power to do that
you will never have the power to do that
i didnt ask for your thoughts or feelings at all

next week twitter will remember all the abhorrent people from history she communed with, and that will be how she's remembered

fuck the royals and fuck the Queen

Lads we need a concrete plan for when HM Queen dies. We need to do something. Like if we all start queen threads on Any Forums in her memory but make them all different topics to prevent getting banned.

Mate look at him. Liz was in a better state months ago than Biden is currently. He might not even see the end of his term at this rate.

well you're getting them whether you like it or not

BBC has changed presenter three times in the past 2 hours

no and yes maybe

oh please for fuck sakes get it over with

Huw Edwards now wearing a black tie

All the news presenters are already dressed in black. She’s already dead

Might cry when it's announced lads :(

i feel sorry for you people

london bridge... dare i say it... is down

nothing funnier about the queen's eath than nicholas witchell's hopeful suicide after it happens

Screenprinting every post for my Daily Mail article about wronguns and treasonous behaviour among incels

God save the Queen

she's almost dead lads

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The next Queen

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>happy shiny pre-9/11 world
Let's be honest the UK was grim until the 90s

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BBC presenter just shat himself live on tv

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Mad how she met liz truss like yesterday. maybe she poisoned her or something

would nosh her out ngl

give Liz your energy \o/

PHASE 2

Queen of black cock maybe

probably bored her to death

fondling my plums

holy fuck daily mail just officially announced it. Rip queenie :(

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11193345/The-Queen-kept-medical-supervision-Balmoral.html

Using a picture of Belfast during The Troubles is probably cheating a bit tho lad. It looks like that cuz of bombs lol

Lads, I am looking forward to trying some 20 year old pussy tomorrow at 3 pm. I am 31 btw.

Mental how in 50 years we'll all remember that Jedward announced the queen's death

ching chang chong me luv u long time

All news presenters now wearing black ties

announce it already you cowards

kek

no time for that mate the queen's about to fucking die the brothels will be shut for mourning

Truss slipping novichok in the Queen's afternoon tea

The English language has no word for underground weather

Nicholas Witchell (the BBCs royal bootlicker in-chief) sounds on the verge of tears lads, he's very shaky.

t. Afro-Caribbean grandma

God save the Queen

Prozziemong loves his prozzies

Gonna be up all night refreshing Google News homepage ffs

i mean if she isn't dead is it not a bit disrespectful that huw's wearing his funeral gear?

When Charles becomes King all his titles revert to the Crown.

Prince William will become Prince of Wales and Duke of Cornwall.

Prince Edward will become Duke of Edinburgh, per his father's wishes.

Prince Harry will become Harry, as Charles finally ex-communicates his cheating wife's bastard child.

the woman in aldi today "didnt have any notes" so she gave me 4 pound coins and then "didnt have any more pound coins" so she gave me 9 50p coins

>Prince Harry going to Balmoral
it's over

>all the whores are wearing black

atmosphere?

There had been loads of cases of old people "holding on" for some specific thing and then dying. Like waiting for a specific loved one to arrive and say goodbye or whatever.

Seems to be that there's some kind of mechanism when you get to that extremely late-stage of life where you can "let go" of your own free will and you then pass away. Perhaps the Queen's been in a bad way for a while but been holding on for the leader changeover.

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

>ex-communicates
that's a pope thing not a king thing

You shamelessly nicked this from twitter

I for one, will welcome the new state of Scotland into the NATO ranks.

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Nice try, she is Aussie.

the jig is up

its over

all the private tarq jets are flying in

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Prince Charles RUBBING his hands with glee
Camilla absolutely rubbing herself off thinking of the crown on her head

feel like crying lads

>underground weather
wot

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God Save Our Queen

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also we get a few days off toil when she dies so obviously any toislman will watching proceedings with a close eye.

Rorke driving like a demon to Balmoral to wait outside the gate for news

It's over

They're waiting for everyone to arrive then they'll announce it.

I saw this horrendous tweet from that leftypol tranny. No class.

princess di loving it

>charles on the stamps and money
don't like it one bit

>Jeremy Corbyn going to Balmoral

Lads, someone fill me in on the Queen situation?

The Sussex's on their way up now. That's it then

The English language was invented to keep the mind's of the serfs locked in a cage.

Queen's a white lady tho innit

has she been ill for a while or something?
who the fuck just instantly needs life support to say their goodbyes

Fuck the queen.

i.4cdn.org/tv/1662641707716214.webm
Video of Queen's death

Robbie Williams on his way to Balmoral

I will remember this slight

gf works at the BBC and people are heading down to wardrobe to change into black clothes

lads...

good riddance, fuck the royals

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Freddie Mercury was a bender

stevie g paying his respects

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that actor passed away just a few weeks ago as well. RIP donna's grandad

they cant change the stamps and money yet, they just did so

Someone stop him, he'll smother her

>The Duke and Duchess of Sussex (Meghan and Harry for the thickos) will be travelling to Scotland, a spokesperson for the couple said
Don't let them in Lizzie

LADS
What's the plan for if she kicks it?

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what's the story in balmoraly?

ktim

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I now officially declare the establishment of the Caliphate of Great Britain

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Hehe England btfo. The Queen hates England so much she wished to die in Alba.

>death announced on a friday afternoon so we still have to come into work on monday
typical

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It's called Operation London Bridge and has been in planning for literally decades. No worries lad, top people are on it

something else the chinese mars colonization effort will need to invent

it’s imminent isn’t it
the BIG BLACK COCK WORLD ORDER?

leftypol replaying the entire imperial prison quest
rorke dropping a save right before the sewer gate

>Ok Queenie, it's back in the 50s, you're nice and young, you've just been coronated, I'm taking off your cloak... No, leave the crown on. Ooh, what's this? Stockings? You've been getting through your nylon ration book pretty quickly, you naughty, sexy Queen!

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hope Biden boycotts the funeral

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>gf works at the BBC

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strong statement

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Trust her reign to end in utter dissapointment. God I hate this country.

the awkwardness of this clip is really something.

name on diego

haha incel bros.. what about.. Sam Hyde spotted making his way to Balmoral... lol!!!!!!!!!!

So has she already died but they're waiting for all the family to arrive before announcing?

It's all England mate.

trying to find balmoral in the scottish highlands and came across cock bridge

will the queen travel to the cock bridge one last time?

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stop that

Yes

yh

afro- carribean grandmas love the queen. zoomers world wide are turning against the monarchy tho

wonder if they'll announce it during the archers.

They do be like that
And they laugh about it for hours

Not into football, what's going on here?

Don't reply to your own posts, it's obvious and embarrassing.

finally! i've been waiting a long time for this, what a joyous day

Golden Dawn assassins swarming the basement of Balmoral

watching a video of my chemical romance making an offhand comment about the queen during a concert in ireland and then watching as the entire crowd starts chanting "FUCK THE QUEEN" lmao. lad doesnt know what to do with himself haha

Everyone knows Irish Joe hates the British, but I think people are sleeping Kamala "I'm Indian and my dad is a Jamaican Marxist" Harris

quite possibly the most anti-British administration in modern US history

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Do yall niggas fr get 3 days off when she kicks the can

Ffs lads stuck in traffic heading up to balmoral

Is Queen Elizabeth a classist?

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fantastic bait, will rile up some dailymail boomers with this

off her trolley aha xx

>well acketually im one-quarter irish. its so sad to see how far youve gone from your paddy roots

I can save him

Yeah
More days off than the average Yank gets off in 5 years looool

should've come died in Nigger Head, Queensland

Rorke sat in front of the TV silent under his blanket. Leftypol making him a cup of tea and some crumpets.

Nah, her mum was but she's always been sound.

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Figured they have long since realized Harris is retarded and relegated her to jobs where she can do no damage

i'm bored now, giz a shout when it's over

she dead yet?

Genuinely the shame of a nation that she could just stay chill for a couple more years
There will be partying on the streets of France tonight...

Tony Blair on his way to Balmoral, he was her favourite PM.

>rorke and leftypol are actually a gay couple

>Balmoral
Yep proper English name that

You will never surpass Germany’s GDP

rangers have a photo of the queen in their changing room (because they're all monarchist protestant right wing orange order weirdos)
steven gerrard (scouse and vaguely catholic) when first announced as rangers manager is shown round the club and taken into the changing rooms
he spies the photo of the queen and struggles to contain his laughter

based Louis

Rorke and Leftypol putting their difference aside for just one day

Sam Hyde lol. I just can't even. It's so funny. Limmy-esque comedy.

Makes sense. Guess I'm a jamaican granny on the inside even if I'm a wretched zoomer on the outside

wow i have never in all of my less than 2 months of looking, seen jewels held in place by gold. now thats gansta

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She very recently was pressured into giving him a knighthood she didn't want to because he was holding up the queue. She despised Blair

Thinking about how my coin collection is going to skyrocket in value once she dies.

I have like 11 vacation days for the rest of the year.

pussy magnet?

Why did the Queen want to die in Scotland

is she trying to tell us something?

Is Scotland the last bastion of the white hope in the United Kingdom?

I DON'T WANT HER TO DIE

corr same got loads of 5 cent pieces with her face on

>he was her favourite PM
Much like Rorke, that honour goes to Churchill and it isn't a secret at all.

Can think of worse places to go than surrounded by luxury in a beautiful part of the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE

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>The queen has returned to a state of "pondifidence"
>According to royal health experts it is expected that the queen has adjudicated the terms of her "rejuvenation"
>Senior health advisor to council of aides says the Queens health is "of Witheritean constitution"
>Top royal aide says the Queen has "entered a new regime of living"
>The queen has become a "victim" and "will not be attending outdoor events" - Sources
>The queen has reportedly requested a private conference with the esteemed council of masters of the five secret colleges of the illuminated mystery in Balmoral says household senior press
ITS OVER

>Is Scotland the last bastion of the white hope in the United Kingdom?

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Nooo emmm uhh
*English spastic meltdown*

How would I get one of those leggy japs?

Nah maate Brits just finished their lunch, give her until the night to drift peacefully to the heavens

rorke leftypol rorke leftypol do i fit in yet???

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Did he really not know Rangers was a Protestant unionist team?

Bongbros, it's really happening isn't it.
Please say it ain't so?

Yeah but what's /brit/ operation london bridge

to all yanks itt: highly inappropriate to make tweets about the queen's death right now

a family is losing their mother and grandmother. have some empathy

Rattled looooooooooooooooool

any good queen parody porn going?

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RIP Queen Elizabeth

>Charles gets the throne
>Immediately rounds up the architects of the 60s & 70s and the CEOs of newbuild construction companies
>Executes them all without trial
>Immediately begins plans on flattening the UK and rebuilding it with beautiful architecture
>Jobs are given to all to aid construction
>Houses for everyone are built within the year
>High speed rail infrastructure connects the entirety of the UK
>UK is powered entirely independently using renewable sources

get it done

Simply untrue.

How actually white is Scotland.

guarantee there'll be more brits on here taking the piss than actually sad

Might keep them in the Union for another 15 years. Just good business.

her heart couldn't handle the betrayal of boris

i like this design, because the best way is to
push to the limits to never become comfortable, then leave it in a state where it can continue (so, not your limits) once youve basically killed yourself by going too far
then the othe people do it too. its like this shape if you charted ...chartered? it ...

when i look at the crown designs like these i like to think about the many other kids the royals have, all competing against each other until one of them is left as they have killed the others. then, they become the stem. and every now-and-then there is a big diamond at the end
such as with lizz

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PLEASE you have your independence, give us a moment of respect

Shitpost and drink, same as we do every time something happens

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Too white if you ask them

of course he did it's still just funny to have a picture of the queen in a room which is used for sweaty dirty men to clean their bollocks after a hard fought game of footy
i mean it's funny to have a picture of the queen full stop but especially in the changing room

Same as ever. There were American Senators openly backing the IRA during the troubles.

>deanos commit suicide en masse
>with no low iq mongs encouraging slags to be orange and fat they gradually become more attractive and proper English roses
Genius

Ask me politely.

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People die everyday Gaylord, why should some old fart who I don't know or care about matter more

might go to buckingham palace to pay my respects later

>president's Irish mother
>Born: 17 July 1917, Scranton, Pennsylvania, United States
I hate Yanks so much it's unreal

Charles is truly a visionary