>be thirdie >wake up at noon in bed with multiple bronze, large assed women >reach outside my window and grab some fresh bananas for breakfast >it is sunny and beautifule outside, perhaps I should work today >sail out in my boat and catch 2 fish >the profits will provide for my family for 3 weeks >sunset arriving, it's time to celebrate another great day >dance with multiple beautiful big butt women (I'm good at dancing) >take them back to my parent's home and have unprotected sex with all of them >I do not worry about the children, they will take care of them and not bother me >repeat tomorrow
I want to physically and mentally abuse Nagatoro san
Andrew Perry
The only inaccurate part is the profit part
Nolan Garcia
>be firstie >wake up at 7am in my soulless NPC pod >have coffee (need caffeine to get through the day because no siesta culture) and anti-depressants for breakfast >sit in car on way to office, this costs half my salary >the news; taxes going up, immigration going up, bills going up >get to office late because of traffic, told off by strong independent female boss for being late >stare at computer all day, everyone else stares at computer with blank depressed faces >try flirting with female co-worker, she files sexual-harrassment claim against me >go home to NPC pod, this costs the rest of my salary >decide to spend my 2 hours of free-time on Any Forums >thirdie tells me I don't suffer
>be firstie >live in a concrete hellscape >no social interaction >culture and language getting destroyed by mass immigration >home """affordability""" is a joke, locals are driven off from cities because of airbnb, mass immigration and foreign investments >society is supposedly liberal, but see more burkas than if I were living in a MENA country >no sign anything getting better because "LINE MUST GO UP"
>go to take shower >water is brown >lizard crawls out of faucet >walk to work >slip and fall into open sewage pit >get robbed by sandal-wearing mulattos on a scooter >pay 60% tax >can’t even buy a gun to anhero with
Brandon Foster
No. I understand that genetic heritage and race doesn't mean anything to new world genetic sludge jungle monkeys like you, but just because your gene pool is muddied up beyond recognition doesn't mean I want to muddy up mine.
What the hell are you talking about? Most firties don't know the true meaning of "concrete hellscape". Your cities are parks compared to ours and you don't even live on them.
>go to take shower >water is brown in canada the water would be poisoned by lead because of old infrastructure >lizard crawls out of faucet cockroaches during the summer, mice during the winter >walk to work Here you have to take drive your cuckcage to work and get stuck one hour in traffic. I bet you think being able to walk is a bad thing. >slip and fall into open sewage pit We also have those every spring when the snow melts. >get robbed by sandal-wearing mulattos on a scooter Yep >pay 60% tax We also effectively have this as income tax >can’t even buy a gun to anhero with Yep
Something not mentioned in this list a thirdie or even an united-statesian could never begin to comprehend is winter depression. Every winter 80% of the population gets depression due to the lack of light and extreme cold outside. People become crazy because they're forced to stay inside. It's like covid lock-down but 4-5 months per year every year.
Nathan Long
>People become crazy because they're forced to stay inside. It's like covid lock-down but 4-5 months per year every year. cap