>one chance at life
>parents named me Mika
One chance at life
Levi Allen
Samuel Jones
Named after a street fighter character
John Rogers
>named after 2 time formula one champion
lucky you, I'm named after a shitty actor
Robert Parker
kek sounds like a russian's cat name
Michael Davis
At least it was after the actor and not the Batman twink
Thomas Cook
Just change it bro
Juan Garcia
Also there's people here named after Dragon Ball Z characters so it would be worse
Nathan Sanchez
Hello, my kaima, I don't mind my name desu, people online think I am a cute Japanese woman for some reason...
Nicholas Gonzalez
post feet
Kayden Clark
don't remind me, i'm in my late 20s and still get heckled for it
Landon Roberts
sounds hella cute, are you cute?
Liam Howard
sex with rainbow mika
Joshua Young
no im a strong finnish male
Andrew Foster
>one chance at life
>named Mario
Joseph King
Elle me dit
Écris une chanson contente
Pas une chanson déprimante
Une chanson que tout le monde aime
Elle me dit
Tu deviendras milliardaire
T'auras de quoi être fier
Ne finis pas comme ton père
Hunter Hall
>one chance at life
>name sounds like n-word
Connor Morris
isn't that a normal name in autismland?
Caleb Harris
That's a cute name
Cameron Torres
>Mika Mouse
Andrew Mitchell
>RELAX
>TAKE IT EEEAAAASY
>FOR THERE IS NOTHING THAT WE CAN DO
Nathaniel Taylor
i almost got named mikke...
Jackson Long
>no im a strong finnish male
very cute
Anthony Bailey
BOOTY SEXO SEX
Evan Stewart
mikke l'angelo
Juan Myers
>parents named me the most mexican sounding name
>José
Fuck I wish I had a cooler sounding name like Santana or Zapata
Thomas Martinez
Just anglicize it to James and call it a day
Caleb Cox
I legally changed my name because I didn't like it
Blake Mitchell
if i had been named mikke i would be called mikke mus (mickey mouse) by everybody
extremely grateful that i avoided that
>search results for the query "mikke l'angelo" may contain violence and pornography. Since we have decided on the protection of minors, the search for this query is disabled.
uh, ok
Logan Scott
>parents name me common black person name
>im white
Dominic Cruz
bongo?
Ayden Thompson
> >José