Bleh bleh bleh

bleh bleh bleh

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Get outta here, vampire!
*brandishes crucifix*

get fucked

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A BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

what’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
a blood hound!

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Based BLEH poster

>t. Joao Maria Mueller

who came up with vampires making the "bleh" sound anyway?

have you never spoken to a vampire?

>neighbors with romania
>never seen a vampire
you don't suffer

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When i was a kid there were people in my grandmas village who genuinely believe in vampires and strigoi, they had a crucifix above their doorway and everything

Universal Pictures, or Bela Lugosi himself, in the 1930s. It stands for blood, in case you didn't know.

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did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
his Bach was worse than his bite!

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believe it or not digging up dead people and sticking wooden stakes in them is still something you hear about now and then in wonderful rural romania™
happened in my grandma's village too like 10 years ago, made the news lol

go steal a car romanian

we got rid of ours
sciencealert.com/vampire-in-poland-found-buried-with-a-sickle-to-prevent-the-rise-of-the-dead

SOVL

But you're a Romanian too
>brown
>christian
>Turkish
>wine
>kebab
>proud warrior history of defying Turks
>still a Turk

>they had a crucifix above their doorway
This is common here regardless of vampires
Thanks