Why are microdicks so salty?

Why are microdicks so salty?

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Problem with long/fat dicks is that they don’t fit and also you need lube sometimes.
It’s kinda frustrating

I think you should train your asshole some more

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Who actually measures their dick? Serious question.

People that dont use it very much

And you would know everything about that wouldn’t you?

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is that supposed to be big on the right? looks like mine

Your mother told me.

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Those are roughly the same size. It's an angle trick.

>tfw 5 inches

>let me compare my average sized penis to a small one that'll make me look like a chad!

Is this a fetish thing?

Anyone who's ever been 16

>tfw 6 inch

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>incels making up stories and seething about it
they are beyond saving.

R.I.P

Lol small

>

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who gives a shit about "satisfying women"

she'll take the 2 minutes of intense pounding from my 1.5 inch puffy corkscrew cock while she's unconscious whether she likes it or not

The ideal penis size is whichever size is four centimeters longer and half a centimeter thicker than what you actually have.
I'm so, so sorry, dickletbro. It's over for you.

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24cm would get me arrested for murder if I jammed it in

>tfw my last girlfriend said it was "perfect size"

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