What would you say to him if you met him?

What would you say to him if you met him?

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Probably nuthin

why did you spill the chili?

I’d just give him a knowing head nod

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ask him to sign my Luke photo and tell him I really liked him in the last jedi

>I loved you in The Godfather

I call him a nigger and then turn 360 and walk away

>Hey, you’re Jack Niggerson!

Did you feel that you'd achieved everything you wanted to in film or now that it's been 12 years, has there been something that you've thought of like oh yeah actually I would've liked to have done that.

Shoulda been you in The Dark Knight; Heath would have still been alive.

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Did you ever like Russ Meyer? I'm a big fan and I think you would've been excellent in his films. Were you aware of him at the time especially in the mid 60s? Did you ever consider being in his films?

I would ask him on a scale of 1 to 10 how much of an annoying bitch is Shelly duvall to work with?

>HEEEEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY!
>HAHA
>get it? Like the movie? That movie!
>HEEEEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY
>heeeeeeeeeeeeres JOHNNY
>HEEEEEEEEEEEERES JOHHNY
>i don’t do a good one you know the movie that movie you did
>HEEEEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY
>HEEEEEEEEEEERESS JOHNNY

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You look how I feel right now

What do you think he'd say? Would that be based on anything? Would you literally not want to work with Shelly Duvall right now if you could? Like if you cleared The Brain That Wouldn't Die and she agreed to remake it with you. Hypothetical but entirely possible random example.

the last detail was a great movie. goodbye.

Thank him for the performances. If it was in a bar offer to buy him a beer then leave him alone.

I'd ask him why he's such an annoying one-note actor.

I wouldn’t say a single word to him, I’d listen to what he had to say. And that’s what no one did.

Checked
Honorary

did you have to clean Roman Polanski's semen out of your hot tub where he raped that 12 year old while you were in Europe? Or did your maid do that or something

Faggot

>one-note actor.
Only ever said by people that have seen fuck all of his performances.