>Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was some Tarley boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow, so I was on foot sloggin' through the mud. He came runnin' at me, this dumb highborn lad, thinkin' he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with a hammer—Gods I was strong then—caved in his breastplate...probably shattered every rib he had...stood over him hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted "Wait! Wait!"
>They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy. Now the Tarleys bend the knee like everyone else. He could've lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys and today his wife would be makin' him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl.
>Wine!
Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was some Tarley boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow...
aaaggghhh
>>They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs.
Do you think Rhaegar shit himself? I don't think Bobby B. would ever leave that part out, but he never mentions it.
Maybe he just used the pot
What was the point of this character?
Of course he didn't. Probably relieved himself before the battle.
DnD were too dumb to know.
So would The Tarly Boy have been have been Sam's uncle I guess? Given the timing and Lord Tarly's position in the army of the Reach.
What's also funny is that the battle Robert is describing he probbaly lost, since we know Lord Tarly defeated him in a battle early on(which Mace takes credit for).
I really wish this faggot had just been stillborn
Nah. Eastwood would make a meme Lord Gyles tho.
Lord Gyles was a sniveling weakling.
You seem like you are of the night.
George patted himself on the back when he did that corny capeshit I bet
JUST
Robert is such a chad, I always make sure to mimic him whenever I play Crusader Kings.
